William Fair

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@1017zack @JayCostaUSA Shut ur stupid ass up matlock

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@EmeraldCity15 @JayCostaUSA They will probably wait until he is out of critical condition so that he can appear in court to be charged.

[Evan B. @TheELBushman]

A message to #Rays fans:

Rays fans…

Take a moment and think about what this season has been.

The unbelievable moments.
The heartbreak.
The late nights.
The comebacks.
The chaos.
The celebrations.

The moments that made us jump out of our seats and the moments that made us want to pull our hair out.

But through all of it…

We kept believing.

And now, here we are.

The 2026 Tampa Bay Rays have put together one of the most complete teams we’ve seen in a long time. Maybe one of the best we’ve ever had.

And the postseason is right around the corner.

A week from this Saturday, the journey toward the World Series begins.

But this isn't just the players' journey.

It's ours, too.

We have a job to do.

When they take the field, I want them to look into those stands and see a sea of Rays fans.

I want the Trop LOUD.

I want every chant. Every cheer. Every scream after a big hit. Every strikeout. Every walk-off.

SELL. OUT. THE. TROP.

Let's make our fanbase the 99% in that building.

Let's show the players that they aren't walking into October alone.

And let's show new ownership something they need to understand:

This fanbase is here.

We've been here through the highs.
We've been here through the lows.
We've been here when people counted us out.

And now, we have a chance to do something special.

So Rays fans…

ONE MORE PUSH.

One more run.

One more October.

One more chance to believe.

Let's make this place shake.

I'll see you all Saturday.

LFG.

— Evan

#RaysUp ⚡️@raysbaseball @kenbabby

[Meat and Potatoes @WeGotsTheMeats]

Me watching Forged in Fire and drinking straight from the container when I get the house to myself for a day.

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@LuckyMcGee Wasn’t he involved in a shoot out with a rival gang member?

[John Reddick @svyolo9]

@boneGPT When Costco ran out of toilet paper in 2020, but had plenty of food, I knew I would be one of the survivors.

[bone @boneGPT]

"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything"

You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition.

One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them.

A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math?

"Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up.

My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes.

"The social disruption will be enormous!"

Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach.

Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already?

A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up.

Accelerate.

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@LombardIsKing_ @NicholasBuc Does typing this make you feel better?
Because it doesn’t make any sense.

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@SussexHenryVIII Are you on your 19th booster?

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@StankBastard @TheSamerAli @PAPiLATTE @LooseCannons813 @TheLCVixen @LCTravelKrewe @DevonGarnett You already bought them and lookin for an excuse to wear them.
The old “I lost a bet”

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@ZThomasVFL Stunning and brave.

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@rodger Jameis is going to the Super Bowl

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@ThrillaRilla369 Coming to America

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@MVJUDGE Yes
Not knowing what to do as a major league ball player in that situation is embarrassing.

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@mattvanswol But you not thinkin bout her mentals.

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@forrestjordan11 You not understanding might mean you are borderline retarded. I mean you were able to type this out, but I guess you don’t have much more than that.

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@RepScholten Literally not “who you are”.
You’re a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

[TheBigFubarski @thebigfubarski]

@lavern_spicer You should have tagged her. Here, I'll do it for you - @MichelleObama

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@Newsforce What a dumb bitch. And so she is proud of that.

[William Fair @WRF0602]

@SallyMayweather Lectrolights