Michelle Neider

[it’s gonna be okay @igbokcomedy]

My new slogan for skin cancer: no one expects the freckle inquisition

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Germans Humiliated After Winning World Cup 6.38 Seconds Behind Schedule http://t.co/kDnTElMq5t

[Michelle Neider @WaMichelle]

Oz harvest #mealforameal

[Talk.ee Society @TalkeeSociety]

Father Of California Shooting Victim: 'I Don't Give A S— That You Feel Sorry For Me... Get To Work And #DoSomething' http://t.co/4iV6yNjEW2

[Optus @Optus]

Introducing #CleverBuoy. A R&D project to develop a smart ocean buoy to detect sharks: http://t.co/UQ9VG9Kf0t #Yes

[Gary Mehigan @crispycrackling]

There's only 1 man on television that can wear a suit like that @MattsCravat the other one's a cuddly bear called Paddington! @masterchefau

[Michelle Neider @WaMichelle]

@WarlockKenny I'd have a problem with it if he wasn't a hawk. Kinda looks like the truffle shuffle... #goonies !

[Aftonbladet @Aftonbladet]

Botade flygrädslan – som Stig Helmer. Norska kronprinsessan kan flyga - hon är inte rädd. http://t.co/lKnIXKzbk8

[ThinkGeek @thinkgeek]

Today in Geek History: BAZINGA! Jim Parsons AKA Sheldon Cooper was born in 1973. Happy Birthday, Sheldon!

[Sam Sifton @SamSifton]

Oh man, the good, easy, chicken recipes just keep coming. Here's chx ‘piccata’ with chard from @MarthaRShulman. Make! http://t.co/TNafBfHpIi

[Buffellinda @Buffellinda]

Det här var en fin en. 59kr betalar jag gärna för en glass med så lite ingredienser. #Järnaglass

[caprice crane @capricecrane]

Do parents REALLY need help with their "non-working technology" or are they purposely breaking it to get our attention?

[Michelle Neider @WaMichelle]

@DerekSheen Dolph Lundgren is Sweden's Rodney Dangerfield #cantgetnorespect

[TIME @TIME]

U.S. men's hockey team defeats Russia in penalty shootout http://t.co/vsI3Uf7Pt3 #Sochi2014