WaitTheresMoore

Veteran of several hours of open mics and proud owner of over three band tshirts

[WaitTheresMoore @WaitTheresMoore]

A girl told me I reminded her of James Corden, but I never said anything funny to her, so what she probably means is "You're fat, but you clean up alright."

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@EWErickson *Watching grown men in shorts hug each other*
"The left would love how gay this is."

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@TRHLofficial No matter what you wear, you'll still look like a Spirit Halloween skeleton

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@X_Infernos @sentdefender It's not the press's fault when a drunkard TV host reveals classified information to them, maybe he should put down the bottle and figure out his own OPSEC

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@BethanyForTruth You're right, not a single straight baseball player out there

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@Daytobehappy You try to incite a mob to hang a guy one time and he never lets it go

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@midnitelunch @BobandrewNotBob @LizzyStarrrdust It's like playing peekaboo with you guys, you don't even remember your last sentence

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@midnitelunch @BobandrewNotBob @LizzyStarrrdust I thought the system didn't exist anymore

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@HRH_SHP An orange asshole singing to another orange asshole about how awesome it is to bomb foreigners is really what America is all about

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@GuntherEagleman @martinamcbride Pretty obvious you made AI write this and told it to make you sound folksy lol

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@CynicalPublius Six months ago you cunts were saying eating food with your hands is disgusting

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@megynkelly Maybe it's just me but I don't want to be governed by someone who sleeps through briefings

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@RapidResponse47 If Trump wants to turn the US into a fascist dictatorship, he probably should've gotten smarter propaganda ministers

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@MarkFusetti I'm glad you're retired lol

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@k1rallik

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@MatthewKeysLive

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@HordeBanana @DarkDementus "We should murder two billion people"
"Oof, getting some real mass shooter vibes from this"

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@WhiteHouse Bro is feeling his legacy coming to an end

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@bonchieredstate You could stop voting for him at any point.

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@UsingLyft This idea that you shouldn't face any consequences for words has largely been cultivated by online grifters exactly like Chud so they can build careers out of being deliberately inflammatory and then justify their rhetoric when someone confronts them.

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@facefuklibtards Always the anime pfps