Wayne Redhart

Amazon's most prolific spoof reviewer. Once featured in interview on radio 4's pick of the week, but now it's downhill all the way!

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Here's the current link to my amazon profile. One of these days I might actually get around to writing some new reviews. https://t.co/EepUmpmugn

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@Plusnet I've been waiting a few days for a response about a bug in your payment system. Please check your messages.

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@Stanstunted @henningwehn Yes, I agree that we should ban walnuts. Anyone caught farming them on rented lands needs to have their lease revoked.

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@webakestuff @ThisIsTomLittle @ericrushton96 Ahem. There was another award winner who performed last month.

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@SamanthaTaghoy @1DavidLong Indeed, but people who spell it potahto grossly undermine their credibility.

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@AOC You'll still be free to make underhand misrepresentations of your perceived opponents, just as you did there. It's the tick that costs money, not the freedom to make dishonest points.

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A new review of a training kit for the zombie apocalypse. https://t.co/vaVodoqloc via @amazon

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@ROWNTREES What this tweets should actually say is that your range of edible sweets just got SMALLER.

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@ROWNTREES The vegan fruit gums are awful. The first time I bought a pack I assumed from the crunchy texture that they had gone stale. Having now bought another a pack I realise now that you have simply ruined the recipe- in order to cater to a relatively small minority. I won't buy again.

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@terra_money Is the irony of talking about "being on the lookout for scams" seriously lost on you? I imagine people are in safer hands with the fake accounts.

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@adamhillscomedy What's the basis for capitalisation of "paedo"? I'm pretty sure you've got it wrong on that one.

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A new review of a set of candles, featuring a sufficient quantity to (attempt to) sway the outcome of a legal trial. https://t.co/XS8w9vFEPn

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I recently wrote my 1000th review- of a hilarious smutty T-shirt! https://t.co/wQcwZBYk9d

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@adamdavidson @MaerRoshan Yeah, the important thing is that cancel culture doesn't exist, because we can redefine it as "wrongful termination" culture. Problem solved. What could be a problem with a culture of wrongful terminations?

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A new review of some vegan lubricant for the bedroom. https://t.co/kqc6stg83t

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A review of some specialised lotion for smearing upon the testicles. https://t.co/jDR14XARVk

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@adamtowler2 @hobbs @Gladtroax @STVNews Yes, it's like how you're free to say whatever you like in North Korea, but you're not free from the consequences of execution. Shame on anyone who claims there's no free speech in North Korea.

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A new review of a leather belt that is guaranteed to stop your trousers from falling down for ten years dead or alive. https://t.co/oVMj9qkDnD via

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A few days ago I was the victim of a burglary. Fortunately I had recently received a home security camera and I was able to capture live footage of the crime in progress. There is a two hundred pound reward for capture of the villain, dead or alive. https://t.co/G4uIWYcMGF

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@emmajones2324 @ThomasDavies33 @dunn_outdoors @george_a_land @BorisJohnson Yeah, there's nothing more realistic than just inventing deaths going up massively.

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@LauraWBailey @birmingham_live Well, unless he's planning on hiring death squads then he'll have a hard time getting us there.