mo

[mo @WelcometoMoess]

This oline is gonna be the death of me

[Unnecessary Bluntness Owner/Coach/QB @DuncOnDemand]

Bryce to Mitch evans on a wide open TD but called back for holding.

[michael hess @mchlhess]

Friend making $20/hr as a server: “Don't worry, bro, this one's on me, and you'll get the next”

Friend making $470k as a senior software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $9.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”

[mo @WelcometoMoess]

Remember when kelvin benjamin tore his acl in camp and cam then took the panthers to the Super Bowl? This is the same and it’s Bryce’s year (I am delusional)

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Panthers LB Nic Scourton, one of their top up-and-coming players who left practice after a right knee injury, will have an MRI this afternoon to determine the severity. Coach Dave Canales would not speculate on how serious it is.

[mo @WelcometoMoess]

Gonna kms

[Joe Person @josephperson]

Nic Scourton goes down in team drills. Trainers looking at his right knee. He’s going to be carted in.

[Jonofarcadia @jonofarcadia]

Giving up alcohol is a cheat code to getting faster gains in the gym. Unfortunately I am too ethical to cheat at anything.

[Leo Daube @leodaube]

Me at the British Museum

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

FIFA, no!

[NFL @NFL]

Panthers, WR Jalen Coker agree to three-year extension worth up to $41M. (via @RapSheet)

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Eid Mubarak!

Today as we honor Prophet Ibrahim, Eid al-Adha reminds us that sacrifice is not a burden. It is an opportunity to see ourselves as part of something larger. To extend a hand to those who need it most.

I am honored to be New York City's first Muslim Mayor and I am determined to lead through solidarity. Together, we are working to ensure every New Yorker can afford the groceries, housing, and child care they need.

Our solidarity is our strength. Eid Saeed, New York.

[x__x @bpdsins]

closer to lung cancer than a relationship

[mo @WelcometoMoess]

@BENZOTOOIE How do you know she took that, she said she started her weight loss journey in 2020.

[mo @WelcometoMoess]

@alphafox You should tip more for a table of 8

[x__x @bpdsins]

i be saying “never again” then i again again

[autist @litteralyme0]

POV: You're out having fun and suddenly you don't feel the big 3 in your pocket

[mo @WelcometoMoess]

@JBaileyNFL @BrettKollmann But you think they’re 5 games worse than last year…

[mo @WelcometoMoess]

@nflrums No way anyone is paying $1m for a college degree

[jezz @JezziiB]

HOT TAKE: PEOPLE WHO FEEL HOT SHOULD DECIDE THE TEMPERATURE OF A ROOM. PEOPLE WHO FEEL COLD SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER.

[mo @WelcometoMoess]

Born to early, interviewed at J.P. Morgan 8 years too early

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

When you have an interview at JP Morgan.