The Wezzy Gezzy

Mainly fell running, bit of cycling and annoying the hell out of The Westmorland Gazzette

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

NEW - Tommy Robinson - A Life in the Day

I had the pleasure of working on this with little Tommy.

[The Wezzy Gezzy @WezzyGezzy]

@RaptorPersUK @mrhenrymorris No corespondance with shooting interests at all then

[John Sweeney @johnsweeneyroar]

Love this.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Reform
has some form.
Some in the Party
have a touch of the Nazi.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Donald Trump has arrived in China to find that President XI did NOT greet him at the airport.

MAGA is in spin mode heralding the “red carpet treatment,” but the visit is already at a rocky start.

Instead of a presidential welcome, Trump was greeted by US Ambassador to China David Perdue; Xi’s vice president, Han Zheng; China’s Ambassador to Washington Xie Feng; and Executive Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs Ma Zhaoxu.

I’m sure Trump would hate if you shared this and rubbed it in all day long.

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

President Trump has apparently bought himself a new, more comfortable chair for The White House Oval Office…

[Rabble Cat @TheGraveside]

@MarinaPurkiss

[Donald Tusk @donaldtusk]

Unia Europejska jest niedoskonała, irytująca, nudna, ale niczego lepszego w naszej historii nie wymyśliliśmy. Czas pokoju, dobrobytu, wolności, demokracji i solidarności między narodami przez wieki walczącymi ze sobą to cud. Niech trwa jak najdłużej.

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

So what did we learn from the local elections?
Well we learnt that the country is happy to vote for a strange little man in yellow trousers who can be bribed for £5m.

As Conservatives that used to be our job.

Not any more…😔

[Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot]

It’s polling day and there’s never much news - so why not distract yourself with this highly addictive game?

Guess the party from the photo...

https://t.co/YZLTYxZJxU

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

EXCLUSIVE - The Papua New Guinea Courier's view on today's Welsh, Scottish and local elections.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Imagine these were two blindfolded Israeli women.

Imagine Hamas militants had taken this picture.

Imagine those women had then disappeared.

Imagine the deafening outrage and denunciations of Hamas’ evil.

So where is the deafening outrage here?

[The Wezzy Gezzy @WezzyGezzy]

@dnlbenson But no magic in Leeds, Manchester or Sheffield?

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The Fraud's Prayer:
Our Father, who art in the White House,
hallowed be thy combover;
thy blingdom come;
thy will be dumb;
In Washington as you are in Florida.
Give us this day our daily round of golf.
And forgive us our insider trading,
as we refuse to forgive those who investigate against us.
Lead us not away from temptation;
but deliver us to evil.
For thine is the spray tan,
the dour and the hoary,
Until the midterms.
Amen.

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Life of B̷r̷i̷a̷n̷ Donald.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Musk has asked that we share more videos on X, so here we go 👇

[Hugo Dixon @Hugodixon]

The Delphic Oracle told King Croesus that if he attacked the Persians in 546 BC he would destroy a great empire. He thought he would smash their civilisation but it was actually his own that he wrecked. Is Trump today’s Croesus?

[Sarayu Pani @sarayupani]

It’s shocking how openly and repeatedly the Western media tells you that they simply don’t consider brown people to be human.

Among the first casualties of this war were 160 Iranian schoolchildren, but it takes a lost US pilot to bring a human dimension to the slaughter?

[The Wezzy Gezzy @WezzyGezzy]

@domdyer70 @mrhenrymorris Except that those are mostly not British wild flowers, they are garden plants