Rob

Amateur cyclist & professional idiot. Poorly thought out nonsense a speciality. Not as funny as I think I am.

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@CollinRugg Politics and posturing aside, had they considered making it drinkable to boost sales?

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@NotoriousPBG 48°10'45"N   16°11'56"W apparently, if anyone cares.

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@OldMackIsBack a genuine fault arose dooming them instead’ fit the bill? 2/2

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@OldMackIsBack Does ‘COVID ravaged the companies finances pushing them to near bankruptcy, submersible taken out for one last trip with the intent of having an ‘emergency’ that they could be rescued from, but would result in the loss of the sub and an insurance claim/public interest but 1/2

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@Alanascottish Proper commando there. 😄

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@Dadsaysjokes Which dairy product knows the most about art?

Yoghurt, because it’s cultured.

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@WaveyDave888 @fesshole Like taking the bins out and washing the car?

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@skytv did someone screw up a software update? Sky glass tv ‘home’ page is currently just Sky Cinema. I can navigate with the mic but not the remote.

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@DamCou The wait at baggage claim must’ve been horrendous.

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@BTPWestScot @ScotRail @PoliceScotland That’s the shift ‘knees up’ catered for then. 👍🏻

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@baggytb @Pickwatch That and bringing it all in from the car in one go.

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@TrippyPip Ooof.

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@DrGABaines Didn’t realise we took Germany out of the EU as well. #oops

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@Anguscurran @matkinsj So the DFS sale is coming to an end?

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@teaforpterosaur The only thing he’s mastered is a little ‘fiddle’ and thankfully it’s a solo pursuit.

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@IncognitoPengy Did he have to trade in his balls as part of the bargain, or did the suit come complete with a stuffed leg to hump?

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@BBCWorld Technically this happens with all water based products to a degree, but having it spelt out like this makes it decidedly unappealing.

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@GaryBarlow @GaryBarlowWines Though not a phlebotomist, Gary was scarily accurate at determining blood type by ‘alternative’ means…

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@GTA___Memes This is fake. Like the video where the ‘cop’ gets pushed off the pier. 🙄

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@Trailer_Swift69 @Holbornlolz Kinky. 😉