whit

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[jaxonloid @jaxonloid]

Why does nobody question the fact that bugs can just walk on walls. How can they do that.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

why tf does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

[her🎀 @iam_khadx6]

periods should be 45mins max. release the egg and get tf outa my face

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

it’s so funny that straight men don’t know how to take good pictures of themselves and the ones that do are evil

[cee @1ovesickkk]

when i overshare its embarrassing but when others overshare im so happy to be here i just want to know everything about you

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

have we checked all food to see if
exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

i can eat cheese and crackers like a son of a bitch

[¿ @umlarp]

it’s as shrimple as that

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

If I shenan once

I'll shenanigan.

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[👻 @lyleswontmiss]

People be like "bear with me" and they don't even have a bear with them

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

What if Instagram gave us a feature where our timeline is in chronological order AND I only see post from people I follow? What would that be like????

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

hate when you forget about an onion or a potato in your pantry and it becomes Evil

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Bob is my nickname.

Robert is my nicholasname.

[໊ @wynavira]

does anyone want to play outside after work