You better be respectful and text your momma one of these weak ass gifs that you know is gonna make her day and stop playing. What the hell is wrong with you
BREAKING: America's largest egg producers and industry groups illegally rigged the market to drive up the price of eggs, a jury has found.
Their price-fixing scheme included exporting millions of eggs overseas to drive up U.S. prices around Thanksgiving and Easter.
"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops."
- Stephen Jay Gould
The Rich Men North of Richmond guy being at Burning Man is actually the funniest development that could’ve happened in this whole saga. Man makes a whole song talking about wealthy elites leaving people behind and whatever going to a festival literally full of those exact people.
I'm boosting this news of another school shooting because new management's Twitter algorithm will actively suppress it and stop it from trending the way it would have in the past.
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