Max Kuenzer

Livin’ life, singin’ songs, eating all the food I can get Manhattan School of Music ‘22

[Max Kuenzer @WilliamKuenzer]

My life long goal, from here on out, is to be Evan Hansen on Broadway.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

who cares, i look hot

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i’m gonna find out who runs this radio station’s account and fight them

[James @ScriptsByJames]

Not the CDC that’s for sure

[Max Kuenzer @WilliamKuenzer]

@avery_rudd It’s awful how relatable this is.

[Max Kuenzer @WilliamKuenzer]

@originalgaykid My god... Let’s see if he drinks gallons of it a day too 😂😂

[Max Kuenzer @WilliamKuenzer]

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) I DEMAND justice for Breona Taylor. This has gone on for too long. I am tagging 5 friends who I hope will do the same. @AmyKnips @originalgaykid @darahsenison @Chenodonnell @JennaLevere

[Max Kuenzer @WilliamKuenzer]

When in doubt...

“My WiFi’s out”

[Max Kuenzer @WilliamKuenzer]

@originalgaykid This made me tear up... Those were the good ol’ days 🥺

[@jenmonnier.bsky.social @JenMonnier]

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

[rocío barragán @rochibarragan]

Por dios es el mejor tiktok que vi, toy muerta de amor😍

[Max Kuenzer @WilliamKuenzer]

@Roysenotes @SarahReeves411 @quackenswag

[Max Kuenzer @WilliamKuenzer]

@Roysenotes @SarahReeves411

[gabe ☆ @gabrielsolisxx]

started my day with watching this video

[Jim the Lamest Tweeter @jim_kuenzer]

Check it out:

"When you're a cat, you're a cat all the way
From your first cigarette, 'til your last cigarette."

It's for a new musical I'm writing called "Stories" or "Sides" or "Wests" or "Cat."

[Jim the Lamest Tweeter @jim_kuenzer]

Sometimes I like to yank toilet paper off the roll with great vigor to create a stunning ribbon dance-like effect. It is spectacular.

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

Me in Texas: it's SOO hot , I-35 is the worst, no one knows how to use a blinker

Me anywhere else: TEXAS IS THE BEST! There's no place like Texas. We have the best dang BBQ in the world. Selena. George Strait. Whataburger is better than In N Out. Buc-ee's!

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