The Great Perhaps

Catullus 85

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Evergreens: the never-nudes of the forest.

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@marnieshure @MaraWilson Time to use this to make bird treats and buy yourself some real peanut butter

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Don't flirt with me and then be difficult to find on socials 😒

[March For Science @MarchForScience]

Thank you @SenSanders!!!

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@lettertoalison @davenewworld_2 Yeah, they made us watch that movie in high school biology for a reason I guess

[dr. bailey bovine @BovineSci]

I’d say that over 99% of the time I’m ambivalent about my gender identity and find she/her pronouns are more of a convenience factor than a true fit to who I am. The rest of the time I am listening to Shania Twain’s magnum opus, Man! I Feel Like a Woman!

[The Great Perhaps @WoaThatsIntense]

@mastophilia Orgasms give you that nice glow. Part of the daily regimen.

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@mastophilia 🚩🚩🚩 👀

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@wildtiktokss

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@Rileem_rig @Marek68597622 @ibully69 @GoodReddit That was from a visit to NYC, but I also have a med card in my home state. So yes.

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@Chestys_Ghost @moonrockrussell @jasonwhitlock @ReggieBush @ciara The shocking part is not the information, but the time and place he chose to discuss it. Don't be dense.

[kassandra꧁꧂ @devotedhat3r]

ppl w uteruses b like omg i got my period! no wonder ive been crying and throwing up banging my head against the wall scratching my eyeballs out and begging for death!

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How did my hangover not kick in until an hour after I woke up? I feel lied to by the universe

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@Rileem_rig @Marek68597622 @ibully69 @GoodReddit Probably. He's a cop in our hometown now. Was a corrections officer for some time at the closest prison before that. He specifically is the biggest reason I never break the law--I never want to see him again.

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Went to a big gay party, got drunker than I ever was in college.

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@Marek68597622 @ibully69 @GoodReddit Also, yes he is a cop now 🤮

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@Marek68597622 @ibully69 @GoodReddit Oh, you laugh, but I knew a kid in HS who wanted to be a cop so he, and I quote, could "pull over women for minor traffic offenses and let them go with a warning if and only if they flashed [him] their tits". Young men emulate the most heinous ideas they find on the internet.

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@intractableboy @B0btheSp0nge @crosin4 @rachelmillman As if this kind of behavior hasn't been a staple of sustaining Western museums for hundreds of years.

[ben. 🧠 @bpdbellend]

Suicidal people deserve a space to talk about their suicidal feelings without risking hospitalization/institutionalization or being accused of being manipulative or attention seeking

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@esporeno @karstetter @jacobsartorius @evergreenqveen Yeah, def an original