You can call me Al

[You can call me Al @Wretched_Wench]

@sperrin20 You are a fucking moron.

[You can call me Al @Wretched_Wench]

@Missyaldridgem1 @tripgabriel She should. Then she could literally clutch her purls. I know that was awful, I couldn't stop though.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

He might not look like much, but he means the world to me. 💚#HappyBirthdaySlimey

[You can call me Al @Wretched_Wench]

@luke_winkie That looks disgusting enough that I really want Romney to have dinner with Mark Warner and his tuna monstrosity.

[Caitlyn Yaede (she/her) @caitlyn_yaede]

The front page of tomorrow's @dailytarheel –

I shed many tears while typing up these heart-wrenching text messages sent and received by UNC students yesterday. Our campus was on lockdown for more than three hours.

Beyond proud of this cover and the team behind it.

[Jon Lion Fine Art 🌈🦋 @jonlionfineart2]

🕊️ SPECIAL GIVEAWAY TIME 🕊️

So…the donation plan just wasn’t working.

So I’m choosing to GIVE AWAY my 16x20 #SineadOConnor painting

TO ENTER: Simply RETWEET this post. My daughter picks winner Monday night

Since it’s a giveaway you can tip me here:
https://t.co/X2DrVFA6CB

[You can call me Al @Wretched_Wench]

@oneunderscore__ It was wonderful! I loved it. Did your screening sing along? Mine did!

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” – Dwight Schrute

And what is the best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel.

[You can call me Al @Wretched_Wench]

@mmpadellan And yell "woke" about anything really

[You can call me Al @Wretched_Wench]

@RonFilipkowski I think this is the first time I've seen a video that he isn't in a suit (or part of one)

[You can call me Al @Wretched_Wench]

@RonFilipkowski Next week on Fox: Biden stopped eggs from coming across the open border

[You can call me Al @Wretched_Wench]

@hhthacker If you didn't have the T in your last name you would have no choice but to book it 😀

[You can call me Al @Wretched_Wench]

@kylieklogsredux @RonFilipkowski Reminds me of

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@Docjonas @RonFilipkowski If it ain't broke they'll fix it until it is.

[You can call me Al @Wretched_Wench]

@pjs_all_day @taramoffatt50 @TheRealHoarse Ooh. Tillamook is really good. Breyers doesn't color their mint chocolate chip and I need the artifical green lol

[You can call me Al @Wretched_Wench]

@KelHow76 @Angry_Staffer Super cold water.

[You can call me Al @Wretched_Wench]

@sue_davison3 @MollyJongFast @travisakers did a thread about tribel, and iirc they are founded (in part at least) by the same person. I hesitate to believe because occupy seems to just make shit up at times and then scream Retweet

[You can call me Al @Wretched_Wench]

@caslernoel I would like to get in on your start up. I offer cards. They're like letters but portions are preprinted.

[FBI Newark @FBINewark]

The FBI has received credible information of a broad threat to synagogues in NJ. We ask at this time that you take all security precautions to protect your community and facility. We will share more information as soon as we can. Stay alert. In case of emergency call police.

[You can call me Al @Wretched_Wench]

@DavidRF34 @ChunkMonkeys @atrupar My favorites are banks (that I've never used) closing my account for a deposit made.