Gus

I like Bill Hicks more than anyone else does.

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Me sleeping: ZzZZzzz

My subconscious: completely unhinged

My dream catcher: wtf man.

W h a t
t h e F U C K...

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" I'm not black like Barry White,
no,
I am white like Frank Black is "

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If you're going to act like you never dreamed of having a canopy bed
-fuckyou
If you actually got one,

F U C K apostrophe Y 0 U

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Tried laughing all the way to the bank

Didn't end up with any easy money, just looked maniacal

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Best "pandemic" tweet goes to me 🏆

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You can't even spit facts anymore
since everyone is afraid of spit... and facts

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Still applies so hard

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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here i am stuck in the middle with no political party to align myself with because they all have some seriously fuckin stupid ideals laced with too few worthwhile intelligent viewpoints.

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Whoever has my Voodoo Doll can you read out loud to it fluently. Punctuation is the language of flow. Blow the occasional toke in its face too, but not too much I don't want to experience increased heart rate or unwarranted paranoia.
Thnx

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I don't know who needs to "hear" this, but you're still in the running for spontaneous combustion.

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When u get in a 55 comment argument with some shithead on the internet and 2hrs deep u say "look I don't have the time to argue with you" 😂

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Yeah I just keep a dull aching... buried in cold wet sand.
Its a childs toy sounding off with some garbled musical noise while u try to sleep &you dig around trying to find to put it out of its misery

But you just give up,
trotting happily along the path of least resistance.

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Just came in from outside and carefully, ritualistically hung up my thick knitted cardigan. I then put on a light indoor sweater and it was actually Mr Roger's AF

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Welcome to "shut the fuck up city"
Population: you

You're also the mayor... because you ran unopposed

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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here i am stuck in the middle with no political party to align myself with because they all have some seriously fuckin stupid ideals laced with too few worthwhile intelligent viewpoints.

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Pay attention to it this time fuck wit's

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All I can say is I just saw a cloud of birds whisk past me and do some side bender Tokyo drift shit into a branchy naked tree outlined in snow and I'm going to keep that image in my stock memories where I will reflect back on it during quiet times

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Did anyone ever find out what
"white power" actually is?
Are they going invisible... shape shifting? leaping tall buildings
...like what are we actually dealing with here.

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Lol
Can we not?

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You can't even spit facts anymore
since everyone is afraid of spit... and facts

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Government of Canada: We Demand Ground Penetrating Radar at all Historic Indian Residential Schools - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/P3KoTGbGnM via @CdnChange

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Just over here trying to max out the potential of the internet like...

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Tried laughing all the way to the bank

Didn't end up with any easy money, just looked maniacal