I'm Not Crazy

I know you still love me. Did you read the letters I sent? I wrote you a Song. Can we get married? Sorry I threw that rock through your window, call me back!

[I'm Not Crazy @YouStillLoveMe]

I hate it when guys gaze deeply into my eyes.

That's where I hide my crazy.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck.

Here's what's inside: https://t.co/Mung64czZs

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

Playing Madden with my 6yr old daughter for the first time…

6yr Old Daughter: I’m the one running around in circles just so you know!

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

I hate when like some hot dude takes his shirt off in a movie and he has like rock hard abs and that V line that goes to his legs and then I have to spend the next 30 minutes explaining to my wife that it’s all CGI because men aren’t really made like that…

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

If a Woman says you're "unfuckable" she means "you're unattractive"

...

If a Man says you're "unfuckable" he means "you're a Mermaid"

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

It might sound childish, but when my wife pisses me off, I dry my hands on the towels that “are just for decoration”

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

Just saw a tow truck towing a tow truck…

Pretty simple thing to see…

But it reminded me that sometimes, even the ones who pick you up all the time need saving.

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

I miss the world where we could disagree and still be friends…

[KattsDogma @KattsDogma]

my father has started calling me “daughter number one” either bc (1) im the firstborn daughter or (2) im his favorite daughter or (3) he forgot my name, which is what i tell my sister, “other daughter” & my brother, “boy daughter”

[GINtastic 🇨🇦 @gintastic_]

Yes I tweet about my children and my boobs, I'm a mom not a fucking nun.

[I'm Not Crazy @YouStillLoveMe]

@girlwit0filter Bitch you are me in my 20’s... be grateful

[I'm Not Crazy @YouStillLoveMe]

@ATT If you care. Stop allowing the same problem to repeat in a cycle.

[I'm Not Crazy @YouStillLoveMe]

@ATT You don’t care, you’re an automated message

[I'm Not Crazy @YouStillLoveMe]

@afiercemind @grizznie Pics or it never happened

[I'm Not Crazy @YouStillLoveMe]

@shamedoll @MomOnFire 100%

[shamedoll @shamedoll]

The fact that my kid can single handedly complete a $300 Lego set in under 5 hours means he needs to get a job

[I'm Not Crazy @YouStillLoveMe]

@WazzuCoug94 @heyitsJudeD Damn, that’s a hard no

[I'm Not Crazy @YouStillLoveMe]

@WilliamRodgers Meow

[The Girl Next Door @st_RAY_aah]

You know what sucks?

Me after several tequila shots probably

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

I still get a little worked up when someone says the name Winnie Cooper.