YumWaffles

just doing my thing, both on and offline

[bobby @bobby]

the most difficult part of parenting is when you’re trying to be a hardass because your kid isn’t eating dinner and then she points to the picture of elmo on her cup and says “this guy’s name is Gumper.”

[moidolite @moidolite]

I love being home because sometimes I catch my cat looking like Baron Harkonnen

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Finding your kid at a McDonald’s birthday party and telling them five more minutes in the Play Place

[tim @FlamingButtWind]

realized this absolute classic is old enough that a lot of my followers may have never seen it

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Odysseus came to my school for an assembly when I was 9 to give us a “scared straight” talk about all the mistakes he had made in life. Kids kept laughing louder every time he mentioned a new horrible thing that happened to him. It got so bad the teachers had to intervene.

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

Previously, I posted about how Yoshi's Island bosses are shaped dynamically from cones. It turns out there is a way to see this in-game. If the cartridge is pulled out during a boss battle (PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS), the boss will revert back into its true cone form.

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[🪶🗡️ niyo ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ @lov3rniyo]

How I feel liking multiple posts of one person at once

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

The mayor should put power ups and health packs throughout the city for people who are out and about

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(whispering to my date as we pass three guys who are roughly the same size) The Brothers Three

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Playing poker and any time I get a bad card I yell "FUCK!"

[joq @quinjoq]

[to my friend at a restaurant] Looks like you got yourself some food. Nice. That'll keep your energy up for a while. Don't let your energy get too low, or you won't be able to perform basic actions like running or climbing. If you have any questions about energy, just ask me.

[layssa 🪴🍎 @walayssa]

"i love you lucy from twin peaks" we all say in unison

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

i dont think im using 100% of my brain all the time but i do believe that i hit 100% at odd times during the day and it leads to me making the perfect sandwich or giving some very clearly described directions

[JosephFox2 @JosephFox_088]

Gameplay looks great.

[H A I F A 🇵🇸 @ih8diosa]

bulbasaur being an angry drunk ?????