Zoey Preston

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[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

@WCCO worth calling out that you’re right near Kowalskis where a long-time employee was shot just a few weeks ago.

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

I’m actually going to need the @NWS to stop blowing up my phone for absolutely no reason. #sf

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

New game: drink every time the @TBSNetwork announcers mention last night’s wind.

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

@TBSNetwork have your announcers ever seen wind before?

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

I feel like CNN is awfully loose with what they consider to be “Breaking News.”

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

Have we confirmed that the state of Nevada CAN count?

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

Maybe Nevada should try letting the casinos count the votes?

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

Sleep well John King, Master of Counties, Lord of the Magic Wall.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I really appreciate how @CNN lets me know it's time to change the channel by bringing Rick Santorum out.

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

“You don’t need to do anyone’s pyramid scheme. You’re your own pyramid.” - My Boyfriend

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

I unlocked $29 Rush tickets for #BernhardtHamlet on Broadway at @roundaboutnyc on @TodayTix! Unlock here: https://t.co/sDghRvqAwR #TodayTixRush

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

Shoutout to the @Postmates delivery guy who yelled explicit things at me while simultaneously hitting me with his bike. Y’all picked a winner. @Postmates_Help

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

Dear @tide and @Downy thank you for actually/finally putting a man in a laundry commercial 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

@AmericanAir continues to be absolute garbage. Will never be using this airline again. Hopefully @Delta will forgive me!

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

@AmericanAir stranded us at LGA. Phone operators are the opposite of helpful.

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

@kendrickpifer Omg

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

Terrible experience flying @airfrance at @CDG. It baffles me that they think they can treat customers like this and get away with it.

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

@NYCTSubway fuck you

[Zoey Preston @ZoeyPresto]

Here's a fun game for driving through Wisconsin: see how fast you can determine if your radio station is country or Christian Rock