Zolonye

Husband of one wife and boyfriend of no one. Doting father.

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

My new pinned tweet.

I’m watching it whenever I think of Nigeria… everyday.

[WALTER ᶜᴴ @WALTER91007674]

@PereEgbi For those asking this is the prophecy

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

@Uber @Uber_Support The app conversation has been closed citing a duplicate/paralell conversation as a reason whereas there is no duplicate/paralell conversation. Is this the scam you guys run?

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

There should be an award for the worst customer service and @Uber @Uber_Support should win it.

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

@Uber_Support @Uber just lemme know if your promo is a scam and I'll understand.

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

@Uber_Support @Uber I don't understand what's happening with you Promo. Is it a scam?

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

@ARISEtv I have just listened to Saturday give a lopsided view of the lack of protest in Owerri.

The truth is that the Igbos no longer seem invested in Nigeria. Simple.

[Adanma Aramide @creme_pearlie]

When everything hurts…. Pray.

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

@DAMIADENUGA Albert, hype man, Charles and me wey watch pass once… all of us are going home with a headache cos I don laugh tire.

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

@crazeclown 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

@asemota Someone please help with this guy’s handle.

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

@realdanielemeka “He has never made laugh in my life.”

Nigerian police and their entitlement mentality.🫢

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

@clownworld 14yrs before she goes back to school.

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

@urchilla01 To those who don’t understand.

Peter Obi did not dignify Lai’s accusation by denying it because he knows that it is bulls**t!

No sane govt will accuse a man of treason without arresting him.

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

If you Dey Enugu and you wan chop free rice tomorrow, my sister Dey celebrate her pikin baptism and the amount of chow wey dem don plan for e too much.

Them no get friends for Enugu.. so if you Dey around and you go Dey hungry tomorrow, dm make I send you location😂😂

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

@ikhide Whenever I see this man’s pic, the “I want to harvest you” scene comes to mind.

He was indeed a great Actor.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Why are so many of us depressed and anxious?

Our spiritual needs are almost completely ignored in our society.

7 Core Spiritual Needs:

[KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01]

An analyst decided to analyse the election results by data strictly from military units across the country. This means polling units in & around military formations.

This was done because it is expected that no one would attempt to tamper with elections in these locations

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

You don’t have to be strong all the time; let your vulnerabilities show.

[Angela Ifebunandu @c_ifebunandu]

If you are a social media manager/ marketer who stays in Enugu and is open for a gig. Please slide into my DM.

You can recommend anyone you know too

[SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️) @Sports_Doctor2]

14yr old Emma just owned “Mocking Bird” by Eminem on The Voice Germany.

Her performance left her dad proud and in tears and all 5 judges turned and gave their approval 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Zolonye @Zolonye]

It’s beautiful how some folk’s minds work. Below is a review for a water flosser.