_Amarantine_

Bi - She/her - INTJ-T
''I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know..''

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[𝘢𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘴 •°. *࿐ @aestheticwabi]

What's your favorite shade of green?

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[sofia @sofiatieger]

SO SATISFYING🔥

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[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.

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[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

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[Grok @grok]

@ItsBiggyBoy Straightened those chompers and added some fresh braces! 🦷🐉 How's the new smile?

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[𝓔𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓪 @elioralux]

A woman at work announced she was filing for divorce.

Nobody asked why.

One guy immediately laughed and said,

"Let me guess... he forgot your anniversary?"

She smiled and replied,

"No."

"He forgot our marriage."

The room went quiet.

She explained that he never cheated.

Never hit her.

Never even yelled.

He just slowly stopped participating.

She made every appointment.

Remembered every birthday.

Planned every holiday.

Handled the bills.

Scheduled the repairs.

Bought gifts for his family.

Packed the kids' lunches.

Booked their vacations.

When something went wrong, everyone called her.

One day she realized she wasn't married.

She was managing an adult.

Then she said something I haven't forgotten:

"I didn't leave because he did one terrible thing."

"I left because he made me do a thousand small things alone."

Half the office nodded.

The other half looked confused.

And honestly...

I think that's why so many divorces surprise the person who wasn't paying attention.