ʞrista ❥

Stay classy, sassy, and a little bad assy🤘

[ʞrista ❥ @_K_Squaredd]

My husband currently 😂

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix

[Lily Marston @lily_marston]

I’m just so sick of being broke, tired, and in pain.

[ʞrista ❥ @_K_Squaredd]

Please give me the strength today to not punch a bitch in the face.

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

We know you didn’t ask but we’re team Selena

[ʞrista ❥ @_K_Squaredd]

I'm that girl who wears her husband's shirts to the gym and not because I think it's cute, but because I've accidentally shrunk them and they no longer fit him 😅🤣

[ʞrista ❥ @_K_Squaredd]

My autoimmune disease has really taken a toll on my mental health. Sometimes, it feels as if there is no end to this nightmare. 😔

[ʞrista ❥ @_K_Squaredd]

@GhostLifestyle I know this was limited edition, but I really need you guys to bring it back. Im cherishing my last few scoops 😭😭

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

A 10 year old girl in LA wanted a unicorn license.

She wrote Animal Care, and they replied brilliantly. 🥰🥰

[Vinny Mauro @chenzomauro]

before this is misconstrued, I actually love it. just sayin

[ʞrista ❥ @_K_Squaredd]

Autoimmune flare ups are the absolute worst, I feel like im in constant hell. I can hardly function any other time let alone during a flare up.

[ʞrista ❥ @_K_Squaredd]

Whoever said the top tier of their wedding cake a year later tastes good. You all are fucking liars becausr that shit is absolutely vile 😂

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up and make the zone comfortable.

[˚₊‧꒰ა Midnight Menace ໒꒱‧₊˚ @darthdokki]

EVERYTHING SHE DOES AFTER THIS POINT IS VALID, WARRANTED, LEGITIMATE, JUSTIFIABLE!!!!! FIGHT ME!!!!!#HouseOfTheDragon

[blink-182 @blink182]

We’re coming. Tour’s coming. Album’s coming. Tom’s coming. Tickets on sale Monday. New song “Edging” out Friday. https://t.co/lJmgXqI4ab

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

spooky

[♱༺ℭ༻♱ @cvittv]

IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

corgika magica

[cdiesels @cdiesels]

How excited are you for pumpkin spice cream cold brews?
Me:

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Corgneto