Molly

Mom. 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 Lawyer. ⚖️ Re-tweeter. 😜

[Circe @vocalcry]

Every time I’m sore after Pilates I remember it’s what killed Jesus

[Ginger Gibson @GingerGibson]

My 4-year-old just saw Tim Walz on 60 Minutes and said, "That's Kamala Harris' assistant."

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Moderator fact checks Trump’s lies: "There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it's born."

[Heather Thomas @HeatherThomasAF]

Guessing this is not the teaching wing of the family.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

How about this:

1. At age 10, all boys have their vas deferens severed.
2. After age 25, the vasectomy can be reversed if a woman agrees to have a child with him.
3. After the birth, he has another vasectomy.

Too extreme? Fine, then fuck off with your laws about women’s bodies.

[John-Uh Harris ☀️ @johnnarae]

America really needed some oldest daughter energy.

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

They’re saying Beyoncé might come to the Lunch and Learn seminar at work today

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

I fucking love this country

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

The first reporter to simply stand up and ask Trump, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" should win a Pulitzer Prize.

[Kevin D. Grüssing 🪷 (Pronounced Grew-Sing) @KevDGrussing]

Michelle Obama has been holding this back since Inauguration Day 2017.
#DemConvention

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

So today’s convention theme is “men who married well.”

[phil @philipjonathn]

This election is essentially:

America’s Fun Aunt and America’s Fun Dad

vs.

A Convicted Felon and Your Weird Cousin

[Chris Vance 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @Chrisvance123]

I was a Republican for 37 years. I absolutely disagree with Harris and Walz on some issues. But they will stand up to Vladimir Putin. They will not wreck the economy with ridiculous tariffs. And they aren't criminal insurrectionists. That's why I am a Republican for Harris.

[Molly @FSUmollz]

My favorite Olympics memory is watching Bob Costas’ pink eye get progressively worse each day

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Trump says there's an "invasion of immigrants killing hundreds of thousands of people a year."

Fact Check:
•There's no "invasion"
•All murders in America combined is ~21,500
•America's murder rates are at historic lows
•Immigrants have lower crime rates than US citizens
#RNC

[Melinda French Gates @melindagates]

Sociologist @JessicaCalarco hit the nail on the head when she said: “Other countries have social safety nets. The U.S. has women.”

That, she argues, is a policy choice—and it's "leaving our whole society sicker, sadder, and more stressed." https://t.co/XswYC6spEc

[whalefact @awhalefact]

donald trump guilty of 34 counts of choke on my giant whale wiener mr president

[Molly @_Molly_K]

@realEstateTrent This happened to me, and I reported it to my state AG’s office. The rental company closed the claim.