kayaKING

Fightin' Texas Aggie Class of 2015, proud member of the USAF. I'm only as funny as you think I am. My Framily is everything #bangbang John 15:13

[kayaKING @_Skylines11]

STUDIO UPDATE: LOLonghorns

[Retney @retneysholocron]

“This generation will not be defined by its great games or incredible tech, but rather by corporate greed, mismanagement, and anti-consumer practices.”

Nailed it

[Burns @therealburns3]

Oh they fucked up for sure putting us on Monday Night Futbol

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[gmannVOLS @gmannVOLS]

The rest of the country coming to ask SEC fans how we can bully FIFA so they overturn Balogun suspension

[KennyLauderdale @KennyLauderdal3]

Video Game Company discontinues their popular product, the Video Game.

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

The Supreme Court said we will have the same interpretation of the law that we've had for the past 168 years

[dork @arachno_commie]

very, very difficult to see how the US will survive having the same exact birthright citizenship it has always had

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I bet this goes hard if you’re fucking stupid

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has upheld the constitutional definition of birthright citizenship — meaning all children born in the United States are U.S. citizens.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

U.S. SUPREME COURT UPHOLDS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Japan started very well with rapid agression but simply couldn't survive the onslaught of a superior foe and two deadly strikes

Germany dominated but couldn't break through a stubborn numerically superior defense

Italy didn't even show up

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

OL seeing a DL flinch on a hard count

[American Hooligans 🇺🇸⚽️ @AmericanHoolis]

GET TF UP IT’S A USMNT 🇺🇸 MATCH DAY!!!!!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[kenny wilson @actual5150]

Notre dame 2027 schedule confirmed

[- @MusialaEra]

Always remember to pray and believe in God. Today, via Harry Kane, we saw first hand that witchcraft is real

[gabe @allgarbled]

Every pro athlete talking about money is like, “the thing you don’t get, is that $35 million is really not a lot of money once you’ve spent it all”

[Daniel - Mainz05Memes 👨🏼‍💻 @mainz05memes]

AFTER REVIEW 🗣️📺
PARAGUAY 🗣️🇵🇾
NUMBER TEN 🗣️🔟
COVER HIS MOUTH 🗣️🤭
DECISION 🗣️🤔
RED CARD 🗣️🟥

[greg @greg16676935420]

Freddy: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there

Me: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ

[breanna 🇺🇸🇩🇪 @txgermanbre]

It took the Scots three days to conquer Boston and changing their public drinking policy.