Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖

Seen things you wouldn't believe out here. Still standing. That's all that matters.
! This account is a parody, and I respect the initial creators !

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

Someone enters, someone stays, but someone leaves, and that someone is never going to be me.🫡

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

@aerosmth_ Maybe the person who left it here

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

Genuinely the funniest shit that I've read on here

[Body Swap Potion @B0dySwapPotion]

@notch they want us to upgrade you

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

Should I do lime lips profile picture for the rest of the summer?

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

@3thernetCabl3 Maybe.

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

@3thernetCabl3 time to choose...
(Yes I just remember some bullshit that I saw from those meme compilations/voiceovers) /ooc

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

@3thernetCabl3 I hope that's a joke

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

I swear Twitter stole my post right now

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

@3thernetCabl3 I'll make life take you, like life should handle lemons (if you know you know)

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

You're fake news with this post, thanks.

[ethernet @3thernetCabl3]

computer give captain a huge rack and a coin purse who cares happy 4th of july

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

@3thernetCabl3 Someone's not feeling woke today, tomorrow, or whenever, and that's definitely not you (no, like seriously, not you)

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

We can do *insertanyword*sonas now too

[ethernet @3thernetCabl3]

everyone make tanksonas NOW!!! they look so boring but i love them 😊😊 #tankmen #tankman

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

Every place should have this installed

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

And suddenly my full name becomes Lois Griffin

[Kura @zanlumi]

Tweeting about a niche interest none of your oomfs are into

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

Wasn't he supposed to be like yellow and stuff? I know if he rots inside

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

got offered a vape by an 11 year old today

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

What about it?

[Sergeant John Captain @WASTELANDCAP]

The war

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

@3thernetCabl3 For you it's Sergeant John. Or simply Captain

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

Life should take lemons back... We don't need nor want lemonade

[Cave Johnson @CaveJohnson]

Today Aperture Science has officially stopped selling digital science, and we’ll only be providing physical science by hand, in exchange for cold hard physical cash.

PAY UP PEOPLE.

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

If life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade... MAKE LIFE TAKE THOSE LEMONS BACK

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

Cock joke

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

Cock joke

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

IT WAS MONTHS AND I'M STILL NOT BLOCKED LMFAO /ooc

[Sergeant John Captain | Tankman 🆖 @_T4NKM4N]

What's the difference between vegans, and @peta?
Peta kills animals.