TomSelleck'sMustache

Born in SoCal, had a couple of close calls, back where I belong, living the good life.

[TomSelleck'sMustache @_TomsStache]

@DemWrite @realTuckFrumper Here’s another: @thelimerickman. Prolific.

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I can spell it.

[DamnFineTweet @damnfinetweet]

How do you like that? A masterpiece. @Gupton68 was trophied by @chincha33. Well well well. https://t.co/vxyd933ooK

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@HawkeTexas Fun movie to make. Especially with Sam’s stache along for the ride.

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Everything old is new again, says @nypost: https://t.co/UfjdfDfdOK

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@BrandiKHOU @HeatherHintze Bangs are just a mustache for your forehead.

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@BrandiKHOU Inner and outer Magnum PI. Tom doesn’t look the same without me.

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Everything old is new again, says @nypost: https://t.co/UfjdfDfdOK

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@brianstelter

[Amy Castle @amedoggs]

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews

[CNET News @CNETNews]

These pumpkin jack-o'-lanterns of President Donald Trump are both topical and horrifying.
https://t.co/5FkEHrfAg7

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I miss you terribly on BB, Amy.

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Hell, I'm taller than 5'9".

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Nobody's ever asked me, but if they did, I'd tell them Nat Akin is a pretty smart guy.

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@CrazyhankTV @MagnumPICBS @CBS Watch what you want. There's one Thomas Magnum and he's standing right behind me. Don't give me any lip.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Women will have the last word. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but we will. And we won’t go backwards.

Hart Senate

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I hereby leave Twitter retirement and throw my support to @IronStache. Join me in supporting this Army veteran for Congress. Donate to Randy and help him wax Bryan Steil. Get it? Mustache wax? Ok, that sucked, but Randy doesn't. Do what you can to help him.

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@RoguePOTUSStaff Does the staff have nicknames for any of the key players in the admin?

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@GovMikeHuckabee He had family killed in the holocaust, you inbred, backwoods country fuck.

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@RimmerStu Stop. I’m blushing. Ok, bristling.

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