Mr. Vintage

Amateur human. Small collector #AleXa #Billlie #Twice #Patriot IG: @vlelar

[Mr. Vintage @_Vlelar]

Tenía una cuenta que hice en 2009.
Publicaba poesía n' horny stuff. La borré y aquí estoy decidido a compartirles mi joya más valiosa de aquella cuenta.

Enjoy.

[Mr. Vintage @_Vlelar]

A partir de cierta escena de “The Invite” empecé a escuchar la voz de @adrianm10 diciendo “SWIIIIINGERRRRRSSSS” y la risa de @bandidodiamante al fondo.

[Ms. Anne @rareblurs]

corporate 9-5 workers as soon as it hits 7pm on Sunday

[Ejae Daily✨Time After Time 🎶 @EJAEDaily]

New Huntr/x kpop demon hunters animation at @McDonalds with Ejae singing the jingle at the end https://t.co/Gf2ACjEiem

[Better Men @Better_men]

The legendary phone call prank… never gets old 🤣🤣�

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Comedian Gabriel Iglesias, aka “Fluffy,” explains to the fans at his show that the reason why he was mentioned in the Epstein Files is because he let Jeffrey’s assistant know that all his shows are sold out 👀

“He was able to accomplish all these evil, crazy things… But he still couldn’t get tickets to see my show” 🗣️🔥

[Errores gramaticales @ErrorGramatica]

Los hombres pueden trabajar hasta las 2 de la madrugada, levantarse a las 5, estar endeudados, arruinados, solos, y aún así tener fe en que algún día todo saldrá bien.

[alexei @alexeixbt]

all men: "yeah, i'm alright"

men actually:

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

He's conversing with God

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Tomorrow is Monday…

-back to the routine
-back to the depression
-back to forced socializing
-back to the commute
-back to pretending everything is fine
-back to this miserable life

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

average 2am male thoughts:

- what if i spend my whole life trying and my parents leave this world still worried about me
- what if the window closes before i figure it out.
- i watch my friends become fathers. buy houses. and i smile. genuinely smile. and then drive home alone.

[Jaisito @JaisitoL]

Si eres hombre y la estás pasando mal, solo recuerda que a nadie le importa.
Levántate!
Ánimo!

[Fathers Diary @Fathers_Diary]

Man to man

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

Yo: Deberían quedarme como $500 aún

Mi cuenta: $24.08

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you realize how much disrespect you accepted just because you want to be a good person

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

People don't realize how much strength it takes for you to pull your own self out of a dark place mentally. If you've done that, I'm proud of you.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How i disappear from their life when they start treating me like an option

[Leon @MindMatterMoney]

I'm a man.

[yagi @yducknow]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

[: @_dxllz7]

me on my way to work because i'm not smart enough to scam people, too shy to dance on Tiktok, too old for a sugar mummy and too stupid for crypto