My gf’s younger sister. She wrote a letter to everyone for Easter, all written in Swedish(they’re Swedish) but she wrote only mine in English because she knows I don’t speak Swedish, she’s 7.
Don’t like ‘JPMorgan’ at all. Why are we naming our front 3 after an American Bank?
Should be called ‘CPR’ cause they’re giving me life again as I was on the brink of death watching Liam Rosenior destroy my club last season.
Update: We have now been informed that @uscourts Judge Howell this morning granted the @FBI permission to provide the court with the documents in private and has given the @FBI, @DEAHQ, @TheJusticeDept, and Nigerian President Bola Tinubu (@officialABAT) until August 28, 2026 (“and no later”), to file their opposition to the release of Tinubu's alleged drug-trafficking records. I stress the judge’s “no later” comment because the court has reached its limit and is making it clear that the FBI must now convince the court why the documents are too sensitive to be released.
Unlike the @JoeBiden@TheJusticeDept (DOJ), where the DOJ and FBI blocked, stonewalled, and refused to admit they had any sensitive drug-trafficking-related documents on President #Tinubu, the DOJ and FBI under President @realDonaldTrump are moving fast and being transparent as they move through the process. The #FBI has now admitted that it has highly sensitive drug-trafficking-related information about President #Tinubu. By admitting this, we now know Tinubu's claim that the case was simply about civil forfeiture is untrue. The FBI does not deem civil cases highly sensitive and seeks to present the evidence to the judge in private. This is usually done in high-level drug cases where the goal is to protect the agency's dealings with the criminal informant. This ties into the allegation that President #Tinubu ratted out his alleged co-drug traffickers in exchange for immunity from prosecution.
The #FBI admitting in court that it has sensitive information on President #Tinubu and requiring the court to review the documents privately before any court order ordering their release is given aligns with what our friend in the Trump Administration has told us: We will follow the law, but we do not protect drug traffickers. The FBI is following standard procedures for protecting informants, but is also openly communicating that President #Tinubu's claim of innocence is far from the truth. We thank President Trump and the White House senior staff for moving this case forward after three years of stalling and for being fully transparent, unlike the Biden DOJ, which did not acknowledge it had sensitive information on Tinubu.
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Saw a Craigslist ad that said: “Need three big Italian guys to attend a funeral. Dress sharp. Look connected.” No questions asked. Obviously, I applied.
Show up in a thrifted suit with two strangers who also answered. We shake hands and instantly agree our names are all Tony. For authenticity.
Inside, it’s dead silent—pun intended—and we walk in like a deleted scene from Goodfellas. We sit front row, arms folded, sunglasses on indoors. People start whispering. Priest looks like he wants to skip to the credits.
When it’s our turn to “pay respects,” one Tony leans in and goes, “You were like a father to all of us... in business and in life.” The other mutters, “The docks ain’t gonna be the same without ya.” I panic and kiss my fingers like I’m blessing the casket, whispering, “We’ll take care of the thing, boss. Don’t you worry.”
On the way out, some old guy grabs my hand, teary-eyed, and says, “He’d be proud.”
Craigslist had me role-playing The Godfather for $100 and a cannoli.
If Argentina 🇦🇷 makes it to the final, Cabo Verde 🇨🇻 will have faced both 2026 World Cup finalists during the competition… 🇨🇻 tied both 🇪🇸🇦🇷 during the 90 minutes.
They were legit, I miss them.