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In an ever chaotic world be an ever calming character. Stressing never got anyone, anywhere.

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@SoVeryBritish Celebrating goals by screaming as loud as I can, with my Missus, 13 year old daughter and (woken up at 01:45) 8 yr old daughter. It only comes round once every 4 years.

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@fesshole These people walk amongst us.

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@AndyRobsonTips It’s not about liking if it should be giving or not. The problem is consistency. Davies in the first leg was giving as a penalty and was a very similar situation.

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@BigTomD Just watching King Gary for the 3rd time. When are we getting a third season, my man?

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@SimonBrundish Surely it’s time.

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@UberEats I need you guys to DM me

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HAHAHA

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Mikel Arteta was fuming that Martinelli went down off the pitch and ordered him back on to get treatment 😂

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@IcelandFoods Guess who ordered 5 pepperoni pizzas and 3 cheese and tomato pizzas, but got sent this instead?!!?

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@__karl__ @fesshole Yeah, you smashed it, with this comment. Fair play. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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@fesshole THE ONLY CORRECT WAY.!

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@fesshole Entirely reasonable.

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@SimonBrundish Never give two fucks about the LC, but we do need to start winning, otherwise self doubt will kick in left, right and centre.

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@ukdelivery_Evri HAHAHAHAHA. You’ve used your wrong account. You silly cunt.

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@AssistJustuk Yeah, I’m good. You look like a scam. Think I’m dumb!

[BBC Weather @bbcweather]

Warning issued as dangerous jellyfish-like creatures wash up on UK beaches after recent storms.

Known as Portuguese man o’ wars, their sting can still hurt even when dead and warmer, stormier seas may be bringing more. https://t.co/sz1iqUF8de

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@vikktorrrre @premierleague Who…? The ‘Man UTD’ who scored 44 league goals last season, all season. Pahahahahah. Grow up.

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@ToonRG @Rele_mawelela @SkySportsPL Soon shut you up, didn’t he, Toon24. Ya muppet!

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@Lea_EFC @DominicKing_DM Yeah, absolutely gutted, Lea. 🤡🤡

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@UTDFanS3sk0 @premierleague Go on then. Off you fuck.