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she/her

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @ijustbluemyself]

How am I supposed to get my misinformation

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

They need to build golf courses for people who aren’t that into golf but just want to drink and drive

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

Been laughing about this for about 5 consecutive minutes

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Can I ask a stupid question. What’s wrong with trees

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Cop: you're going to prison for forgery

Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now

[brent @murrman5]

wife hoping for a normal day: good morning
me: im gonna try to become left handed

[dinosaur @dinosaurcouch]

anxious

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

Instead of taking pictures of strangers in public without their consent and posting them, this is what everyone should do! This is honestly so much funnier than taking a picture of someone you don’t know.

[Dad Pickup Line @dadpickupline]

My wife called and asked me to get the chicken thighs out of the freezer. I told her we don’t have any chicken thighs in the freezer so she said she’d check when she gets home- your thoughts and prayers are appreciated

[Rachel Notley @RachelNotley]

Let’s make 2023 the year we fund classrooms, support students, and implement a curriculum we can ALL be proud of. 👩‍🏫📚🍎

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[tim h. @tm_httn]

whoever named toddlers absolutely crushed it those guys are toddlin for sure

[Inés @inesferhumi]

???? Why did i think i would remember what this meant

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

decided this is my last year being mentally ill. starting jan 1st i’m gonna be normal