Anthony Smith

Working with SME's both locally and nationally. Platinum partner with @xero. Xero UK Partner firm finalist 2016. Views are my own.

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@Official_WXUK At least you got it

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@tracelex2011 Did you see the sky last night too? 😍

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@UKWX_ Glorious sunshine in Eastbourne 👍😂 ☀️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

You give a fellow driver a little flash of the lights to thank them but you accidentally fully turn on the full beams so you turn them off in a panic and give a little wave to say sorry but they can’t see you because it’s dark and even if they could see you you’ve just blinded them and besides they’re already past you anyway oh god what a mess.

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@SoVeryBritish ‘Regards’

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@TheSnowDreamer Beach residence at Pevensey Bay 😩 💨

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@carolvorders @FontaineBoys @GregHands How do you know they only had turnover of £10k? They don’t file a profit and loss account

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@LisaMariaLaing @JoshBabarinde @SouthernWater Ewwww. And I’ve just bought kayaks 😆🫣

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“It’s certainly food for thought”

Translations:

1. You’re wrong but I’m tired
2. I stopped listening a while ago
3. I don’t understand but okay
4. It’s time to change the subject
5. Please stop and go away

[Visit Eastbourne @VisitEastbourne]

It’s not too late to join the @EastbourneHalf! Taking place on 5 March, this community event is aimed at runners of all abilities. Set yourself the challenge for 2023, get out your running shoes and sign up now to enjoy a fun, community spirited day: https://t.co/pobPHR7ITj

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@westham9 @HMRCgovuk You get fined for not submitting the return by today, not paying. Call them later in the week.

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@Sandy_XRP @HMRCgovuk No fine, just interest starts accruing from tomorrow.

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@SussexRoadsPol @OpTutelage Is there a way to contact you guys asap if we see an unlicensed driver get into their car and drive off?

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@tracelex2011 The Hyundai just fell to bits 😳

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to warn someone not to hit their head:

1. Wait until they’ve hit their head
2. Say “ooh, careful”

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@ruskimo2 @EB_Airshow @rafredarrows @ChinookDisplay @RAFTyphoonTeam It’s not flying this year

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@sewateruk Got to love a neighbour who did 90 mins of jet washing yesterday and has decided that’s not enough so has just got it back out again… 😳

[Humphrey & Co @humph_co]

In our August newsletter
- Prime Minister candidates and possible tax cuts
- Attracting and retaining key staff with shares
- Beware “rogue” R&D consultants
- Making Tax Digital – update
- More details of MTD for income tax reporting
https://t.co/bTejtAEZzj
#tax #MTD #incometax

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Six tax tactics to deploy before financial year-end accountancylive https://t.co/Ml44n9polS via @accountancylive

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@ramblings_and Bet your employers just love having you on the payroll! I’m guessing you don’t have a position of responsibility and involved in employing people… 🤦🏻‍♂️