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[OH, MARY! on Broadway @ohmaryplay]

Abraham Lincoln shares Summer 2024 reading list.

[none pizza left tweets @_catfriend]

you KICK SODA? you kick soda like football??????

[Washington Spirit @WashSpirit]

OMG TRIN 🤩

[none pizza left tweets @_catfriend]

TRINITY RODMAN!!!!!!!

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

Agenda for all-staff:

* Welcome
* New-hires put uncomfortably on the spot
* Threats from HR
* Pointless department updates
* CEO toxic positivity
* End

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

We need a brat thing, but nonpartisan.

[klaudia @kaludiasays]

i make coconut tree jokes to stay silly despite the horrors. YOU make them bc you like kamala. we are not the same!

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

im sorry i am gonna lose my mind seeing grown ass people congratulate a man as old as time who has for basically the last year been committing genocide bc he stepped down from running for president...do you think peek-a-boo is real?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Kamala’s menu of potential VPs

[Dan Cluchey @dancluchey]

You say it's Joever; I say it's just Kamencing.

[Giovanni Colantonio @MarioPrime]

Let this be a reminder that the most important strategic advantage to voting for dems is that they are far more likely to fold to bullying.

[Nathan Grayson @Vahn16]

it’s all joever, we’re bidone, we’ve been robbedinette of the future we were promised

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

Hear me out: Instead of fighting the people causing all the problems in the world, let’s PARTNER with them!

[AJ @MUTUALCOMBATART]

OH IM SORRY DID YOU GUYS THINK I WAS FUCKING AROUND?

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

hey guys. just imagining all your glassy eyes as we send our little computer jokes

[Katy Stoll @katystoll]

We're so fucked. Doesn't matter who wins, we're fucked either way. Just pick your flavor of fucked.