Daniel

I have both tomato and brown sauce in my bacon sandwich.

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Here’s a bit of wisdom. The less you put on #socialmedia, the more engaging your real world conversations will be with others. 🧐

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@fullback03

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What’s stopping @Nike giving England a shirt like the Norwegian shirt? Absolute banger of kit that.

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@EnglandExtra They did say this world cup would tear ACL's.

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@utdBrett Crazy! The bottom two rows are so far from an ice lolly.

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@NostalgiaPro Technically, no one ever really owns the media they buy. Even in physical format, you pay for the rights to use the medium, not own it.

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@beckytaylorgill Id say only one of those is close to a lolly. The fab. All the others are ice cream or sorbet or both. Give me a Fruit Pastel, Cider Lolly, Whites Lemonade or M&S Seville orange bad boy.

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@DiscussingFilm You all pay £60 a year for cod for the same stuff. Have a day off.

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@Akvicoc @WeareManC1ty Against a low block? Absolutely everything differently.

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@neheritagelib He didn’t really do anything progressive to be honest.

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@MattWi77iams Just admit you struggle at counting up.

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@mussi3x They’re just Arsenal fans in disguise at this point.

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@JessMUFCx Poch the master.

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@theisabelb You wont be able to have any of the french players in your team though.

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@edwinhayward Kids of all classes struggle to make a slice of toast with butter on it. They're not buying VPN's.

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@tinscognito__ I refuse to believe this is a real person.

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@Jay10_6 YouTube kids is a thing. And is exempt from this.

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@OllieAFCB Nice try.

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@rathor7_ Where’s Black Hawk Down?

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@humphriezz Horrific generalisation.

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@Stuckey2 People that know soccer were all in bed.