literally disraeli 🇬🇷

serial racist baathist regurgitates nonsense- md 🇺🇦🇦🇲🇵🇸

[snuppydogg @snuppydogg]

I knew a Bosnian woman who managed a grocery store
When she wanted the teenage employees to do something, she would go in on them like:
"When I was young, how I wish I had nice warm place to mop! We could not go to store. We could not go anywhere - because of sniper."

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[Hoosier Captain @hoosier_captain]

Basically my timeline the last 2 days

[kelpfan1997 @lando_etr]

bro talm bout sum "good luck" as if the bosnian wasnt moving like this in '95

[literally disraeli 🇬🇷 @_hpar]

she has the eyes of a kind predator

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

she could ruin my life idec

[out of context house m.d. @telyhouse]

Hugh Laurie responded to a criticism of House

[🇬🇷🏛️η απόγονος του προστάτη🏹🏺 @alexxozydu]

idk why the caption makes me feel sad. like this is specifically targeted to old grandads living alone. imagine maybe an old british guy’s wife passed away and he’s left all alone and has to cook only for himself.

[literally disraeli 🇬🇷 @_hpar]

greek boy summer is upon us frens

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@villainmonkey Love

[literally disraeli 🇬🇷 @_hpar]

what a lovely man ☺️

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@ibeam23 Right back at you.

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

every passage is like "hitler demanded 50000 planes to be made in one year. albert speer swore he would make a hundred thousand planes instead. by using slave labor and at the expense of everything else they made 23469 planes. in that same time the allies made 250 billion planes"

[literally disraeli 🇬🇷 @_hpar]

“did you take the kitchen keys by accident?” no i didn’t, stop giving me heart attacks

[literally disraeli 🇬🇷 @_hpar]

anyone from the hospital should be banned from calling my cell post shift, i always think i fucked up and someone is dying

[Mishka @gospodinmedvedd]

Οταν σε έχει μπλοκάρει η στοιχηματική και ανοίγεις λογαριασμό με τα στοιχεία της γιαγιάς σου.

[AT @_annatx]

He’s actually the funniest person on this planet sorry, this homelander behaviour has turned me into a fan

[literally disraeli 🇬🇷 @_hpar]

the hospital’s canteen bought a slushy machine “for the kids”

[Matt Dinan @second_sailing]

One night my first daughter came out of bed and my wife and I were sitting on the couch watching tv, laughing, and eating snacks and she yelled: “I KNEW IT!” and turned around and went back to bed

[literally disraeli 🇬🇷 @_hpar]

the face i make telling pediatrics the kiddo needs iv antibiotics (im absolutely not admitting)