☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆

🍄 mother + wife 📚 reader, painter, thrift + antique shopper 🌿 shop owner 🌙 deeply unserious 🥀anti-social 🦋 forever quoting New Girl 🧂POTS

[☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930]

I’m only social on social media 🤗

[☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930]

Husband + I having a convo + he said “I’ve been going down a rabbit hole”. 5 looked him dead in the face + said “you wouldn’t fit in a rabbit hole, dad, you’re big like an egg” 🥚💀🥲

[☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930]

@difficultpatty Literally me in my husbands shirt today lmao

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

If you married me, your T-shirts are my pajamas. No negotiations.

[Bailli @Thats_Bai]

No YALL are the weirdos and that’s why we have to do it.

[Darla the Darling @DarlaTheDarling]

If I get a thousand likes my husband will let me put this in our bedroom. 😆

[🏴‍☠️ @DreamChasnMike]

babies don’t ruin relationships lol yall don’t be lovin mfs as much as yall think

[Words @itswords_]

remember

[☔ @Whotfismick]

sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time

[☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930]

@bymoonsoulchild And smoking tbh. Like idc if you do it, but making it your whole personality seems icky to me.

[Benji Newman @acebenji]

This.

[☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930]

I want to be here right now. This would literally be like therapy.

[Zhané✨ @pinkbenjaminss]

Damn them port workers went from making $39 an hr to $63 an hr 😂😫 where can I apply?

[☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930]

@azzurrochurro The people beside him are so annoyed lmao. But I agree.. celebrities are just people, and I never have understood this level of obsession. Getting excited? Yeah but this is literally insane.

[☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930]

I wanna get dressed up and do OOTDs but my everyday outfits are my husbands over sized tees and pj pants. Today i have on eeyore ones 😒 homeschool moms get it. Iykyk

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

DON'T overshare just because someone is being nice to you

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Your order is out for delivery”

me immediately:

[☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930]

Katie Santry said the mystery behind the buried rug was solved just because there was no body found inside… NO MAAM ITS NOT SOLVED. That rug was buried for a reason and I’d be willing to bet it’s evidence of a crime and there’s a body somewhere else 👀

[ThePOTSPostman @ThePOTSPostman]

It’s Dysautonomia awareness month.

A hallmark of POTS is tachycardia.

My highest ever has been 195, what about you? Share it below!

Tachycardia in POTS happens because when you stand up, blood pools in your lower body.

Your body tries to compensate for the sudden drop in blood flow to the brain by increasing your heart rate, but with POTS, that response goes into overdrive, causing an abnormally high heart rate.

[☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930]

My 5yo keeps asking for a baby 😭 doesn’t help my baby fever omgggg

[☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930]

Does everybody else prefer dying over throwing up or is that just me 😅 legit.. gun to my head, if someone told me to induce vomiting or else, I’d probably be done 🪦 I’m also severely emetophobic though so