kelso ❤️‍🔥

basically just here to doomscroll

[🍎 @neogothics]

"kill yourself" is weak. "i hope your fav artist blows up with their worst song and irreparably changes the direction of their music" is real. it's scary. it happened to me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Non techy people don't know this but apple refusing to support flash on the iPhone and their other mobile devices was a major reason for it's eventual demise

[kelso ❤️‍🔥 @_kbeez]

is this a thing??? don’t pmo my parents are 22 years apart ffs

[Auntie Tendah @MandaTheDreamer]

All the older men having babies with younger women and people continue to be confused by the autism rate

[🦬 Dr Red Bison, PhD @redbison.bsky ♀🏳️‍🌈🌻 @RedBison]

Walked past a pizza joint with a sign in the window—"Now hiring delivery drivers, MALES ONLY." Did a double take, went in & asked WTF. Owner said male customer raped a female driver, so no more jobs for women. I said "It would be more fair to stop delivering to men." He laughed.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

If slavery was still legal today, finance bros would be day trading people. They would use a big computer to own a guy for a single millisecond. They’d short sell an old man. We’d enslave people simply as punishment for a crime. We’d do mass incarceration. Prisons run for profit

[leen @viennasfool]

oh the people have yearned for movies with new faces and young directors spread by the word of mouth instead of cheap forced press. give me 14 more

[kelso ❤️‍🔥 @_kbeez]

@labrujxnegra i have this one guy that keeps showing up in my dreams who passed away years ago, and we weren’t even close. in some of the same classes at school, couple of mutual friends that’s it. it’s been freaking me out

[CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS @CrazyDaysPoster]

Thursday, July 09, 2026
Blind Item #2

The very short A list singer enjoyed the big wedding with multiple hits of MDMA.

[kelso ❤️‍🔥 @_kbeez]

@GirlFromMars_OG same i literally cannot find it in the app rn i see the live feeds but not the actual show 😭 here scrolling on search to see if anyone else is having this problem

[✒️ @Literariium]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[cornelia 🫟 @wnchvstr]

don't piss me off

[kelso ❤️‍🔥 @_kbeez]

real even tho they would have been actual lovers if they were in the house together

[Big Brother Tea @TheBigBroTea]

Keanu BB27 laughed so hard he cried when Rome dropped the “alpha” “betas” “submissives” 🤣 #bb28

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

how it feels trying to live life when u have the Does Not Want to Live Disorder

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

I’ve been waiting years to write this. The place that hurt me, and countless children before and after me, will no longer be allowed to operate. The children inside are going to be removed 🥹The dream I’ve had to protect future generations from the abuse I endured is finally happening💔 #ShutDownPCS #Survivor

[🌻grizz/rad ⚣🍋| comms open 0/5 | 🍉 @grizzgotmilk]

even androgyny manages to be male centered, color me surprised

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

they’re saying it’s the last 4th of July ever

[luca @jussawhole]

Took several shots at a party with a random girl and when I asked how old she was she said 19

[kelso ❤️‍🔥 @_kbeez]

is this a class action bc where do i sign up

[Softboy @softboywin]

Apple being sued for icloud overcharge Good cos they be stealing