Kimberley Miller

Get a job. Buy your own shit. Stay out of the forest. She/her.

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

Good morning @sortedfood, do you have some hidden archive of meal packs that aren't on the app on anymore because I literally dreamed about that turkey meatloaf from Holiday Hits and I'm honestly devastated

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

Boy Math is thinking you fuck so good, even dementia won't make her forget.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Before I started dating my now wife, I shagged her sister. Her sister and I agreed never to mention it. Sadly, she now has early-onset dementia, and I am worried that she will now spill the beans

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

If everyone who has been grateful for the NHS over the past 75 years followed and retweeted we’d reach a million by midnight.

Please take just two seconds to show you care.

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

@virginmedia My dad doesn't remember his security word set 20+ years ago and got disconnected and sent to WhatsApp. It was initially a billing issue but now he wants to cancel his contract completely

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

@virginmedia please advise me on how to speak to a member of your customer service team via phone call. Hours and hours of back and forth on your WhatsApp service trying to help my dad and we're both at the end of our tether.

[Rebecca Black @rebeccajoblack]

Right: posters up this week at QEH warning patients of 12 hour waits to be seen, referencing junior doctor strikes. Left: a photo I took in the same A&E department in December with no strikes and normal staffing. The NHS is in crisis every day. We have to hold on to our doctors.

[sue#NHSLove💙💙💙#FBNHS suesuezep.bsky.social @SueSuezep]

Just a guess. If you agree with Gary Lineker, you...
Didn't vote for Brexit
Are not a racist
Possibly not a tory
Disapprove of Boris Johnson
Don't like to see human suffering
Don't watch GBNews
Want the BBC free of tory governance
Would very much like a #GeneralElectionNow

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

If you ever feel like going through your kids books and having a cull, don't, because #WorldBookDay happens every year, and one of the three books you managed to donate because they "definitely don't read it" will almost certainly be the one they're asking for to dress up as.

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

Just got my bill from @BritishGas and despite cutting back on electric by 28%, our bill has literally doubled what it was last year. Just throwing it out there, @RishiSunak, that knowing numbers doesn't actually help this situation. I don't think compulsory maths is what we need.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

🏳️‍🌈

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

@_whatamymade I write the list. Get overwhelmed by the size of the list. Do nothing.

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

@doylemb FUCK

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

1110 my son fell asleep today. It's now 1422 and he's still asleep. I've had whole nights where he's slept less than this.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

If Matt Hancock would rather go on I'm A Celebrity than serve his constituents while being paid lots of money to be an MP, he should face an immediate by-election. Against me. RT if you agree.

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

Can 100% confirm I was not interested in Halloween this year. Completely wiped out my social battery this weekend.

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

@EE Have done x

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

@EE hello, I received my new phone today and the screen is smashed. Who am I best to speak to about this, please?

[Stuart Heritage @stuheritage]

I didn't platty jubes. I didn't statey funes. I will, however, genny lex

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

Tldr; Fuck the Tories.

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

Parts of a conversation I heard in the pharmacy earlier:
"I've bought myself a few candles in the sale because they make me feel warm and cosy, instead of putting the heating on."

[Kimberley Miller @_kimberleyem]

And while we're at it, let's give Government roles to people with past experience in the fields. Education should be ran by someone who has been a teacher.
The Health Sec, a doctor etc.