Margo

Sha la, la la la la, live for today

[Margo @_marstop]

Please ignore my lack of Tweets. I’m saving my energy for trips to the fridge.

[27. @dimvji]

hate when i leave the house in my idgaf clothes and then i start to gaf

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

I’m not great at small talk but where I really shine is little to no talk.

[Sophie2078 @Sophie2078]

being alive is crazy because one good iced coffee can temporarily fix your entire personality

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

I wish a racing mind burned calories...

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

i think some of us were designed for small villages where we could become permanently fond of like twelve people and one strange bird.

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Don’t tell me not to live in the past, that’s where all my favourite songs are from

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Don't forget to look around and appreciate all the little things going right.

[misa ࿇ @forxureyesonly]

sometimes i wanna socialise but i don’t wanna talk. i just want to be around like a cat

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

my nervous system can’t tell the difference between needing to answer the phone & being told I have 2 weeks to live

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

maybe more cowbell will fix everything.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Getting older is weird because you can go your whole life not liking mangoes and then one day wake up and be like WHOA these mangoes fucking slap!

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i’d “pspspsps” the fuck out of a dragon

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Why are threesomes only for sex?
Why can't I join in on a couple's argument in public if I have a good point to make?

[ANAÏS NINJA @michikoconuts]

If you listen very closely you can hear me gaining weight.

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

Intermittent internet fasting.

[TexasTamie @TexasTamieK]

I just watched someone throw away the center of a cinnamon roll !!!!
The center of the cinnamon roll….

The sheer psychosis is hard to describe

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

My hobbies include eating healthy all day then trying to gain as much weight as possible an hour before bed.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

Felt the sun and immediately felt great, I’m literally a flower