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[ler @boobvirgin]

u gotta be a sick man to call a girl mommy

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

ngl everyone I’ve met like this was the most socially maladjusted person I’ve known. go to the bar with ur friends. have a beer on a friday night. be Normal

[Air @ayoair]

If the Knicks win tonight the city will do the opposite of explode and instead the twin towers will rise from beneath the ground and Tupac will be at the parade

[ً @artfuIchaos]

pussy from a girl you’re a little intimidated by.

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

don’t expect me to put my cigarette away if your kid is ugly as fuck man

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

imagine you buy a ticket for backrooms in 4DX and they straight up send you in there

[Austin Konenski @AustinKonenski]

Layne Riggs does Kyle Busch’s signature bow on the front stretch after winning the NASCAR Truck Series race at Charlotte Motor Speedway.

Riggs points to the sky and wipes the tears from his eyes.

[cllct @cllctMedia]

Never forget when Kyle Busch spotted this fan wearing his hat while driving next to her in traffic 🥹

This is one of the most wholesome interactions you'll ever see.

[Kateregga Philemon @Philemonkats]

We have men that fear touching car battery terminals because they think they could be electrocuted.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

First woman to buy me the Miller Light World Cup match ball beer holder can have my hand in marriage

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

the constant pit in my stomach knows things i don’t

[psychotruckk @Onlyifyoucouldd]

Lucki needa start telling lil yachty NO

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Only until 6 months ago did I come to find out dirty soda means something different in Mormon land bc I saw one of those annoying GRWM Mormon mom vids and she was like “time for my treat! A dirty soda for the ride home” and I was like ain’t no way this bitch is drinking lean

[Cymorg Comics @CyMorgComics]

Installed a bidet too far forward and sniped my balls off like the deathstar blowing up alderaan

[BSOLZ @BSOLZ_]

Im old enough to see my favorite player potentially turn into a head coach 😭

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

there are really people who wake up every day, get dicked all the way down to the prostate by the government, and say to themselves “this is because of immigrants” and mean it

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

No one else besides Stevie Wonder could title an album "Songs in the Key of Life" and have it actually live up to that title