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Straight acting

[it me 🏳️‍🌈 @_powertop]

@fritzed_you No excuses 🙅🏻‍♂️ UK has a land border with Spain, and they all go to Benidorm for vacation. They can pronounce paella correctly

[Erik @e_cdalton]

August in Bakersfield, CA

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

when I’m about to click join and there’s only one other person in the meeting

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is ready to PLAY! GO TEAM USA! 🇺🇸⚽❤️

[it me 🏳️‍🌈 @_powertop]

@TreeBarkAgain Holland Oats

[it me 🏳️‍🌈 @_powertop]

This VRBO ad is insane??

[it me 🏳️‍🌈 @_powertop]

@BillShaikin @haileybranson $45 for parking is indeed ridiculous, but $247 for a family of 4 to see back to back World Series champions isn’t that unreasonable

[it me 🏳️‍🌈 @_powertop]

Current WIP, so excited to have it ready for summer

[it me 🏳️‍🌈 @_powertop]

@catzzst The air quotes around comma 💀

[Ellie @basilYam]

Good bread doesn’t fit into the American way of life very well bc u have to eat it the day that it’s baked. You have to plan ur life around the bread. You have to develop recipes to deal with all the bread you couldn’t eat yesterday and eat as much of the fresh bread you bought today as possible

[it me 🏳️‍🌈 @_powertop]

@rlprsn @SamHaft Which is funny, as it’s a similar trajectory “ustedes” went on. “Vos” = 2nd person plural but became 1st person pronoun to signify distance/formality. Then became “vuestra merced” which morphed into “usted”. Then just add “-es” to make it plural again

[it me 🏳️‍🌈 @_powertop]

@Flowstate00_ @SamHaft In latin languages, tu is used between humans and God to express closeness/intimacy, not necessarily informality or less respect.

[it me 🏳️‍🌈 @_powertop]

Me trying to read the pitch count #OpeningNight

[it me 🏳️‍🌈 @_powertop]

Is whitexican pronounced “why-TEX-i-can” or “WHY-tsi-can”?

[Metro Los Angeles @metrolosangeles]

The D Line Extension to Wilshire/La Brea, Wilshire/Fairfax and Wilshire/La Cienega opens...

[it me 🏳️‍🌈 @_powertop]

I know they said skiing was expensive, but nothing really prepares you until you’re actually reserving everything for the day. Disneyland is probably cheaper lmao

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Daylight savings in 2 weekends

[harps¹⁶ ౨ৎ @clqrkentz]

how it feels watching alysa liu win gold after knowing her for two weeks

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

This one swing in the World Series framemogged the entire Super Bowl 😭✌️