todd kraines

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[todd kraines @_proCASStinator]

ya like jazz??¿¿

[( ¬_¬) @earrcheese]

q as in cucumber

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

They’re making potholes on purpose so my boobs bounce

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

nothing worse than a failed nap attempt and you’re running out time.

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

One thing I do enjoy about Kitchen Nightmares is that Gordon loves to gossip with the hostesses. He lovesss to get them to talk shit with him

[vishnu @maheshscofield1]

representation of how i've been moving with this 2026 cinema run

[x @xalopez]

I told this guy I met over the weekend that I work at npr and he told me that he puts on npr for his dog when he's not there

[Poncho Gutiérrez @PonchoGutz]

El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:

[alex brasky @alexbrasky]

every time harrison butker misses a field goal a woman becomes an astro physicist

[✮ @istgnolimit]

why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

i don’t gossip!!

[Brad @color_me_bradd]

This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.

[cyber 🗡️ @cyberlillycos]

absolute grail find at goodwill

[Connor @connorokee]

Passionate from miles away

[jo. @sereneObscurity]

hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[uɹɐɔ @HeStillSmokin]

Waited last minute to pick a halloween costume now im stuck as uncle pussy

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

Mexican foo: yo who is that

Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes

First foo: naw but what’s her last name though

[heheheh @Nwnysb]

They were plucking Daniel’s eyebrows with an INCH of Amy Poehler omg

[pip🫧 aatober🥳 @gloww0rms]

Ur blatantly just not me nan