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_standeliver_ redux. Men treat information like a [Hollywood actress], and in the same manner, women ignore it. Right Rev. #Schadenfreude in replies.

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@jonlovett @LatinoCommFdn @LAFoodBank @LAFDFoundation @LAUnitedWay @calfund Jon's schnorrering for @ActBlue fortunately permits fractional donations under a dollar -- any donation under 0.30 costs @ActBlue in operational processing costs more than the donation.

If 1,000,000 people donated 0.10, it would cost @ActBlue approximately $760,000 net loss.

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@Amouranth @MurielC42660 @ScottieMitten @CollinRugg Texas Penal Code Section 42.0601: False Report to Induce Emergency Response

🚨Class A misdemeanor. A conviction carries up to 365 days in jail.

Texas Penal Code Section 37.08: False Report to Peace Officer

🚨Class B misdemeanor. A conviction carries up to 180 days in jail.

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@elonmusk Zelensky already has a safe house in Dubai, my @DOGE dude. And no one can touch someone in Dubai without #MRAM's explicit permission, particularly Putin. Dubai is overflowing with Russian billionaire ex-pats.

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@lisamurkowski You enjoy your retirement lap, RINO lapdog.

Remember this: the people that work on brakes, the healthcare folks that take x-rays & blood samples, the people who hand you coffee, tech bros in your house, the Alaskans you hand your debit card to, they all voted for Trump. 3 times.

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@elonmusk "what is the sine qua non of weekend work that raises the superpower to #Clarke code block: 'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.'"

Sitting here working, love my work, need the motivations.

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@elonmusk @elonmusk I know you say your "secret power" is working weekends, because "the opposition has left the field"; but what is the sine qua non of weekend work that raises the superpower to #Clarke code block: “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”

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@catturd2 @AVindman is the state's evidence to imprison @SenAdamSchiff.

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@CaptMarkKelly @elonmusk Hey Capt. Kelly, let me know when you put over 135 launches into space, for the purpose of directly improving the human experience.

Meanwhile go wipe your wife's ass...

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@therealroseanne @CaptMarkKelly @elonmusk "He’s too important."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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@elonmusk @Madonna @Madonna has had soooo many loose skin face lifts pulled up and over, she has to lay down to take a pewp.

When she sneezes she holds a clean hankie to her belly-button. #Gesundheit, Madge. #BeBetter

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@elonmusk @catturd2 There's a guy who needs to shave his head, and THEN buy a bad rug.

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@MelikAbdul_

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@WomenReadWomen Wavin' them [M]an hands in the camera like a psycho ostrich...

Why does #HunterSchafer even HAVE a passport? The dude should be top of #DoNotFly. @ElonMusk make that happen TODAY.

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@mehdirhasan @aziz0nomics @realDonaldTrump Mr Mehdi is displeased with his adopted country, please send him back to Hyderabad on the first #FederalExile jet, let him believe he's 'blogging' about all the non-desirables.

#Mehdi will have the 2025 Gorta B Welcoming Committee ready to greet him. #FAFO

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@ellengilmer Congratulations Ellen, for Resting Bitch Face of the Year™ 2025. 🎊

Less than 50 days into 2025, you have pre-emptively beat out @GovWhitmer, @GovMLG, @NewYorkStateAG, @HillaryClinton, her fugly pup @ChelseaClinton, and the women @MikeBloomberg 's leadership group (none lofl).

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@glennkirschner2 Nobody cares. But what YOU should care about, is the people that work on brakes, the healthcare folks that take x-rays & samples, the people who hand you coffee @ Principles First, tech bros in your house, the people you hand your debit card to, they all voted for Trump. 3 times.

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@60Minutes #SamanthaPowers fed her own speechwriter to Sam's #qween producer bestie @CBSNews, gaslighting a line of phony bullshit.

A #fakenews hit piece against @DOGE @ElonMusk, instead results in #Drye's non-personing. If Drye wasn't missing a chromosome, she should sue @CBS & Powers.

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@GPIngersoll Uh, the moment she gets off the Xanax? Do you see her eyes?

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump has a non-SCOTUS option at his disposal. Create an #ArticleIII United States Alien Terrorist Removal Court for •Domestic• Terrorists.

The AG would apply for removal. Reviving the Roman rite of Exile is appropriate here. Strip citizenship & board #FederalExile.

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@elonmusk

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@MSHSL "Polls show the transgender ideology is deeply unpopular, especially among #women & #parents. In 2017, @BarackObama told @NPR that [Obama's] promotion of #transgender ideology made it easier for @realDonaldTrump to win the #presidency."

3 times, in fact.
https://t.co/01E6ToEnvU