Tara

she/her • arthritic af • fat&hot

[sammy @loserbent]

*nodding sagely* suicidal ideation

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I spoke with my dear friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning and he told me he supports universal healthcare, free college, raising the minimum wage and housing for all.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

July? Still gay.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[Tara @_tarasays]

My husband just told me I have divorced dad energy lmao

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Tara @_tarasays]

I hate that the rule of hair is that it looks best before bed or a shower.

[Tara @_tarasays]

Just sent my husband a haiku about being out of toilet paper in our upstairs bathroom. It won't help though because he isn't home 😅

[Zito @_Zeets]

We’re letting Mormons have too much influence in culture. They should be doing their weird shit far away from the rest of us.

[nathan @nathanrobii]

i think a solution to the historical accuracy problem for the odyssey would be to set it in the 1930s in the south and change their outfits to something like prison uniforms, and maybe cast someone like george clooney instead of matt damon