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[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Me still committing to fake tan in December

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

The dress Cady Heron wore to her small get-together when her parents went to see Ladysmith Black Mambazo

[flapjack horseman 🍉 @urfavoritefrend]

morning news from my mother

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

Send him in to interview her. He’ll get results.

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

They should let you have one of those mini bottles of Prosecco in the Tesco meal deal

[Daisy Jones @daisythejones]

this should be an insane, brawling
-in-the-street sort of british summer: brat, tories out, euros. but instead it's raining

[J @yeezzuschrist]

i can’t take acid with ugly people i’ll start screaming

[Tom @puddlegrump]

Watching this old man being haunted by a poached egg

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

happy 4th of July !

[ed @erar97]

the uk waiting for the emergency alert
today:

[tess @_tessalex]

selling 2x tickets to loyle carner in sheffield tonight face value

[chase @_chase_____]

instead of meal prepping on sundays, have u considered taking an impromptu and cost ineffective trip to the grocery store every single day of the week?

[gill @contactabrother]

two tickets for barbie pls

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."