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ur stalking n he’s watching u

[maiden china 🍉 @chinaelevy]

Joe Jonas reveals Sophie Turner bought chairs that were too tall so his little legs couldn’t touch the ground, TMZ reports.

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible

[patryc🌹dad/daddy🔞 @_patryc_]

in 1920 we took children out of the coal mines

in 2020, the most popular video game on the market is minecraft.

the children yearn for the mines

[Zack @Zack3O12]

Imaging trying to explain this picture to someone who doesn’t use twitter

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

imagine you recording a fight and they say “get the camera man too”

[caitlin @Caitlinafoy]

Andrews heart was in the right place x

[cory @coolmathgame_]

if i was getting eaten by a bear i would get a pet in real quick

[pj @pjayevans]

Having a tummy ache at war would be so fucked

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I could easily overpower nine senior citizens

[steve eoinson🇵🇸 @eoinheathenson]

Vitamin si

[henry joce @henry_joce]

I feel like chocolate people get dessert and crisps people get starters

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

friday the 13th doesn't scare me anymore, everyday is awful

[Sam @samtotnum]

Cows when they find a new field of grass