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[MAS @massgravel]

There's a lot of misinformation and panic going around about the Windows GDID (Global Device ID), let's talk about what it actually is. 🧵

[tsuki @tensorcore]

ファイルサーバが起動数分後にディスクをロストするので何かと思えば、え、、

[a1 @a1tech_local]

Burnout was so good

[a1 @a1tech_local]

@LucTheNomad @sysadafterdark @mandolinsara What the 🪵 say fam

[a1 @a1tech_local]

"we're so close to ai running the world"

also:

[hayden @haydendevs]

i just go from one computer (evil work computer) to another (good home computer)

[a1 @a1tech_local]

In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.

[a1 @a1tech_local]

@Saffron_Sniper1 @vxunderground

[a1 @a1tech_local]

yeet

[a1 @a1tech_local]

The tweets got to me, own your own AI

[a1 @a1tech_local]

@NZXT Need cases bad. Or a couch , I’ll pay shipping

[The Golden Age @thegoldenaged]

Best Buy ad from 2006

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage.

She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push.

We aren't.

We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire.

I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe.

I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution.

I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance.

I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market.

We don't even have a European market.

She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets.

I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty.

I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.

[a1 @a1tech_local]

@MrRoflWaffles @elonmusk please help this hero

[@pat @0xpatterns]

I stopped smoking weed and nothing has changed except I am bored all the time and hate my life my sense of wonder is gone and I feel like shit everyday

Fuck all you guys I’m going back to smoking weed everyday I don’t give a fuck

[a1 @a1tech_local]

Ah heck

[BleepingComputer @BleepinComputer]

CISA warns of max severity Ubiquiti flaws exploited in attacks
https://t.co/K9zpjhOr2B

https://t.co/K9zpjhOr2B