Abby Evans

#gopokes

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

The greatest to ever do it

[Abby Evans @aaaabbz]

@TrueSlazac He definitely carries the flame

[muthupandi @mpcutsco]

The Odyssey spoilers without context

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

BREAKING: Iran has installed a billboard in the capital Tehran showing US President Donald Trump lying in a coffin.

[Christos @christos_ioa]

How it feels being a night owl on a crazy news night

[Abby Evans @aaaabbz]

I KNOW THATS RIGHTTTTTT 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham has died.

[Abby Evans @aaaabbz]

This happened to me once and I ended up at an army base 😩

[𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 @aqee_sofine]

Make it illegal for Google Maps to hide the fact that the Starbucks you’re rushing to is located inside of a Kroger.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 BREAKING: Funding for Planned Parenthood has officially been restored, as Republican ban expires.

[Abby Evans @aaaabbz]

@FreddyLA7 Freddy, I need you to make the short journey from Oklahoma City over to Tulsa.. it’s important

[Abby Evans @aaaabbz]

This is who just dropped my credit score 75 points bc I can’t afford my loans??? Ok.

[U.S. Department of Education @usedgov]

SKILLS THAT PAY OFF.

[Master Marco Polo 🇲🇽“El Buki Raider” @srchilaquilles]

Conservatives on their way to defend their Pedophile President

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

WHITESIDES: I want to talk about the Apache helicopter that flew over Kid Rock's property on March 28. An investigation was launched. Did you personally direct termination of that review?

HEGSETH: I did

WHITESIDES: How does canceling a command-initiated review support a culture of accountability?

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Abby Evans @aaaabbz]

…. Jared Leto????

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

President Trump has full authority over the Vatican, and with Christ as his deputy, he’ll make sure the Pope is properly arrested for blasphemy against our political leaders.

[Abby Evans @aaaabbz]

Well if it wasn’t gonna be me, I’m glad it’s her!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Aubrey Plaza is expecting her first child with partner Christopher Abbott, People reports.

[Abby Evans @aaaabbz]

I thought this was KKKaroline without MAGA makeup and Jenelle from teen mom

[iCod @icod]

I'm fully convinced that it won't be long till we're laughing at this trouser style

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

speaking of getting help, two months ago your own former staffers reported that you'd make them bring bottles of tequila to your house at 2am and go on reddit to artificially boost your ranking in the “hottest women in congress” forum