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[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

as a newborn my parents used my soft spot as an ash tray

[🦎 🇲🇦 @SerresieteLUHG]

I now understand why cristiano kept talking about his conscience

[Django Gold @django]

putting a Quran under Mitch McConnell's nose like it's smelling salts

[Umut Güner @umuttgunerr]

Ford ve Porsche için tasarımlar yapan kıdemli tasarımcı Ege Argüden'in günlük notlarını tuttuğu defterleri dünyada gündem oldu.

[corn dog @YoungThugVEVO]

how long after sex is it appropriate to hit my dougie

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: I’d love to commiserate with you on how Egypt was robbed—

Mamdani: I mean if you’re going to call a foul on the first disallowed goal—

[FootballFunnys @FootballFunnnys]

Sepp Blatter was corrupt for his love of money, took bribes for countries to host tournaments, but NEVER did he corrupt the sanctity and legitimacy of the game played on the pitch.

[Mal @UtdMaI]

I’d rather lose the Cristiano Ronaldo way than win the Messi way.

[🤬 @aaaandco]

Will buy

[Motor1 @Motor1com]

Fiat has announced Topolino pricing for the United States market.

Both the Topolino and the doorless Dolce Vita start at $13,995, with a $990 destination fee.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Thank you for the memories CR7

[Rance @son_of_uki]

the greatest there is, the greatest there was, the greatest there ever will be

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

🥇 Most international goals (146)
🥇 Most international appearances (233)
🥇 Most World Cup goals for Portugal (11)
🥇 Only player to score in SIX different FIFA World Cups
🥇 Most goals scored at Euros (14)

Cristiano bows out of international football as a living legend 👏

[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Getting dogwalked by a washed Belgium after getting the president to rig the game, maybe the most embarrassing performance of this tournament

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

THE END OF AN ERA.

It was an honor.

[Mitt @MittCPA]

the proper way to spend a sunday

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

FIFA really thought they could beat a New York City real estate developer at corruption

[Dr.mostafa project🇵🇸𓂆 @MostafaBNaim1]

An Israeli soldier in Gaza holds up the sock of a Palestinian girl after killing her, filming himself smiling, after writing in his post (in Hebrew): "My new hobby: smelling the sock of a 5-year-old girl twice a day for 4 months."
This is neither a narrative nor an analysis. These are the soldier's own words, with his picture and from his own account.
#Gaza #FreePalestine #WarCrimes

[Zito @_Zeets]

Every player that takes a stutter-step penalty should be blindfolded and left out in the desert to find their way back on their own

[mimii. @mimiitalksss]

He’s eating bbl surgery meat