ariral apologist

salt - she/her - 30 - chronic mmo player & career vampire enjoyer. feinne aera of excalibur -

[mashi 🎮 @incorrctlady]

idk who needs to hear this but seek souls. larger, more powerful souls. seek the king, that is the only way. lest this land swallow you whole as it has so many others

[ariral apologist @aadsphera]

public account. heart ❤️

[ariral apologist @aadsphera]

@DieselD44 @ZainabSana2622 now why would someone report a fun enjoyable consensual time w their bf. why would that happen

[enlarged chungus @EnlargedChungus]

Had such a great time at the alpine lakes here th- oh god oh fuck

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I hate when I drink too much water and I can hear it moving around in my stomach. Makes me feel like a coconut.

[Men For Fielder @loganlofgren]

Nathan Fielder's next project is about you. He's been surveilling you for three years. Your home is rigged with hidden cameras, your phone lines are tapped. All of the meaningful relationships you've developed have been with paid actors. And you are probably going to jail

[ariral apologist @aadsphera]

ai bros be like

people walking, standing, looking into camera is peak hollywood could never

[A7MED @GOJO_6E]

Jujutsu kaisen but it’s a 200 Million Hollywood movie..

[father figure @tenthousund]

hamburger help her

[ramona @Ur_Favorite_Son]

“5 likes isnt a lot” imagine 5 nights at freddy’s

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Bonjour Delilah what’s it like in Quebec city

[ariral apologist @aadsphera]

the stupid files......... DC Wyverx has no idea how theyve impacted my life

[Nipah 🐣 @NipahDUBS]

"What was the Kingdom Hearts community like in the 2000's?"

Well...

[wibb 🌺🏳️‍🌈 @wibbthegoat]

emo furry: if i had a tail... heh... it'd never wag. i don't have anything to wag my tail about in my life.

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

No worries you fucking bitch

[rune sword @runesword1]

holy fuck i just hit a gargoyle while doing 30 down the king’s road. my carriage has been fucking obliterated

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

bro last night was a folk tale orally passed on through generations

[juliAn @oigevalt]

shlumped in da porta :c

[ciel @xzcielz]

do u wanna hangout once the curse lifts

[martha @justmartha29]

you seem pretty online for a girl so employed

[ariral apologist @aadsphera]

hayden.... i miss you.

you were truly my greatest idol. i love you so much i hope wherever you are, you find peace and love. my ice princess 🩵