Aarambh

📍Del | 26 | Sports PR | I rarely tweet, and if I do, then it’s usually about Liverpool FC

[Aarambh @aarambh_s]

i sometimes contradict my bio when it comes to tweeting

[Aarambh @aarambh_s]

@narendramodi @GiorgiaMeloni gang, you just got called friend - pack it up

[Aarambh @aarambh_s]

@w0rdgenerator

[EvanAC @EvanAboutCinema]

He’s NOT unemployed. He has a LETTERBOXD ACCOUNT where he POSTS REVIEWS.

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

There really is NO comparison between Gurgaon and Noida.

Noida is superior in almost every metric that actually affects your routine daily life: roads, drainage, planning, traffic, public spaces, connectivity, basic infrastructure and general liveability.

Gurgaon is “better” at a few things: nightlife, restaurants, corporate glitz, perhaps the social scene. Great if those are your priorities. (Noida has improved).

But for the 'boring stuff; that determines whether a city makes your life easier or harder every single day, Noida wins comfortably. No competition.

[Harper ☽◯☾ @groovynvrglooby]

@llukkitasz why was i expecting charlie kirk

[Kevin @imkevin149]

What do people even find funny in this?

[Aarambh @aarambh_s]

@TimHortons I bought a chilli chicken roll from the Tim Hortons outlet in Elante Mall, Chandigarh. And this might be the worst take-away experience i have ever had. They warmed up the roll so much that it became a goddamn unbreakable frisbee. Absolutely pathetic.

[Aarambh @aarambh_s]

what a tweet

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[Aarambh @aarambh_s]

@Cockroachisback @RishiAlwani COMIGN THROUGH

[Cockroach Janta Party - CJP @Cockroachisback]

🚨 Food Alert | Jantar Mantar Protest

We need food at the protest site right now!

Please send food to the Tolstoy Road entrance, Jantar Mantar 🙏

All supporters who wish to contribute — your help is needed and welcomed. 🪳🇮🇳

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i thought the g spot was where all the homies hang out

[suraj @coolsuraj049]

@OfficialDMRC Noida 62 bhi kerdo, waha kachori kharab deta hai

[Aarambh @aarambh_s]

@dontmukwith51 there’s still time to delete this

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

folk😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Sheri. @CallMeSheri1_]

Shoaib Akhtar and Bazid Khan on PTV Sports for the FIFA World Cup final. 😅

[Aarambh @aarambh_s]

@lfcmisra you are a 10

[Karthik @karthikponna19]

average male experience after the age of 17 :

[Aarambh @aarambh_s]

BROO 😭😭😭

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Margaret Thatcher popping up with 90th minute winner against the Argentines for old times sake