Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

This man is a true patriot.

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@SplitSingleband Is this you opening for Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk?

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@MaryPCampbell @CBSpectator I had so much fun talking with John during his visits to Prague. What a sweet, funny man. So sorry for all the Campbells for your loss.

[Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr @aarons_brett]

Hear me out, the greatest trick ever filmed was in the 1983 video for the Human League's (Keep Feeling) Fascination, when the boy kicks the orange ball back to the other boy and the ball turns white mid-flight, you can't top that.

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@chriskottom Use more emojis 🦆🦀🦂🥐😭

[wint @dril]

hovering over the apartment maintenance man with my pants down while he unclogs my toilet for the 4th time this week

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@ChihuahuaUx @LazerHef Any time is the right time for Starfish Hitler.

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@chriskottom That's a hot song!

[Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr @aarons_brett]

Whenever someone asks me what kind of music I like, I answer by singing 'Life oh life ooohhh life doo doo doo doo'. If they say, that's it, you just like that one song? Then I hit them with 'Live is life la la la la la'. Conversation over!

[Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr @aarons_brett]

I'm less interested in the Depp/Heard trial than I am in the Def/Leppard trial

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Cream Police by Cheap Trickle

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@anylaurie16 Fisch (mit Abe Vigoda)

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How long will I have to live in Prague before I can hear an ambulance siren and not think to myself 'yep... Europe'?

[Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr @aarons_brett]

Fine, Czechs, have it your way. If you insist that cows say bů, then I'm going to say moo when the visiting team scores a goal. I don't want to sound like a goddamned cow.

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@bewgtweets Looking forward to Dude: Where's My Car? III: Revenge of Car

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@trekkiebill I tried to watch Meatballs (yes, technically not the 80s) recently and was shocked at how awful it was.

[Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr @aarons_brett]

@abbycohenwl @videojame_ Nurse: He clearly said Juice Newton. Another soul lost to the Queen of Hearts.

[Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr @aarons_brett]

If it's brown, Round Mound of Rebound. If it's yellow, Sarah Michelle Gellar?

[Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr @aarons_brett]

What are the rules again about saving water by flushing the toilet less? If it's yellow, keep it mellow, if it's brown, down to clown?