Abby Engel

I am trying my best to adult.

[Abby Engel @abby_engel]

I feel like #StrangerThings2 really missed an opportunity to be released today #FridayThe13th it would've been spooky and perfect 😢

[Abby Engel @abby_engel]

@GregoryEllner @KinggSage @conoroneill15 @jk_rowling Nicely done sir.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

These are dark times for liberals. We take comfort where we can.

[Abby Engel @abby_engel]

@WIRED I think my vagina just let out a queef of relief

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Ladies bear with me I haven't slept enough this week but if we hide all the guns in our vaginas, Congress will HAVE to regulate them!!!

[Michael Moore @MMFlint]

77% of Americans DON'T own a gun. Nearly 90% want STRONGER gun control. It is NOT a democracy if a vicious few control what the law will be.

[Abby Engel @abby_engel]

@rainnwilson I think that was when Charlie sheen was back on crack

[Abby Engel @abby_engel]

@Captaindaddy716 Finally I've unlocked the next level of motherhood!

[Abby Engel @abby_engel]

It's almost #October

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Farro is both tastier & more fiber than quinoa. Good for sautés. Ok now that there are no Trump supporters reading, we revolt at midnight.

[Abby Engel @abby_engel]

Some movies you never get sick of 😊 #HalloweenTime

[Abby Engel @abby_engel]

@kalpenn Be glad it's not the Tarzan soundtrack by Phil Collins my 3yo listened to on repeat for 3 months straight. #imthebadnieghbor

[Abby Engel @abby_engel]

@mindykaling @hulu @adampally @TraceyWigfield Please tell me you have those jumpsuits rolling out for us to buy for halloween, neckbrace optional

[Abby Engel @abby_engel]

I've probably taken 1,000 online quizzes to find out what hogwarts house I'm in.
I'm now old enough to know I'm a hufflepuff and damn proud

[Abby Engel @abby_engel]

Kids talking to each other:
"I'm busy, play with the invisible man in your room"
"He hasn't visited in days!"

Me:

[AsapSCIENCE @AsapSCIENCE]

Ants. [@WrongHands1]

[Abby Engel @abby_engel]

@cnnbrk Sometimes I wonder if I'm gonna wake up from a coma and it'll be like June of 2016 and this was all a nightmare

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Justin Trudeau: "There is no country on the planet that can walk away from the challenge & reality of climate change"

Donald: Hold my coke!

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

This says so much. https://t.co/1AZDmwBKAR