abbykoenig

Writer, Professor, PhD getter, watcher of television, Mediocre mom with a podcast @handsoffparents

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@PNCBank is the worst bank. I will be moving all my accounts tomorrow

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@PNCBank_Help about to pull all my and my husbands personal and business accounts if a manager doesn’t call me within the hour.

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@pepsi my son made a Pepsi house in @Minecraft

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/KOZK16kblR

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@SodaStreamUSA @Target @sodastream They have them on the shelf. They just won’t exchange them

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Very confused @Target told me they would get arrested if they took my exchange for the @sodastream Terra cartridge. That seems extreme! And why is that?

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@SodaStreamUSA @Target @sodastream I am unsure of how to resolve this. I bought the soda stream under the impression I could exchange at Target. But they are saying no - because they don’t keep the pink ones behind the counter and the won’t open new boxes. What do I do?

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@CKlosterman loving the ‘90s book. You forgot about @tonyadonelly #belly

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@sisypheantask Thank you!!

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@GoodFeet greatest local KY commercials of all time.

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Are we still cutting 6-pack holders? I heard we didn’t need to. Wait, why do these still exist? https://t.co/FrcJ04wkNQ

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catching up on #SearchParty. How does @jayduplass steal every show he’s in!!! #genius

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@mwachs That’s a good analogy. I do wonder if this was is basically My So called Life with sex and drugs.

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@mwachs #EuphoriaHBOMax play episode was Basically an episode of Riverdale meets Beverly Hills 90210

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@mwachs I’m in!

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@aimeewoodall Oh no!

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@Ticketmaster @TMFanSupport Folks, to not show you the fees until after you have paid for them is total shit and should be illegal.

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@mwachs Ok I’m on episode 2. So much porn!